>Shepard, my office. Now.
Shepard, my office. Now
Logan Evans
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Landon Sullivan
My ship, bitch.
Nolan James
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Colton Taylor
The GILF ship doctor was hotter.
Jason Thomas
Will U step on me Nards madm???
Andrew Murphy
Copypasta is the lowest form of comedy, only used by those who can't be funny on their own.
Carson Lewis
What game is this. I mainly play Pokémon and DOOM
Michael Rivera
Deliverance
Isaac Nelson
Excuse me, bitch? Do you think that's how you talk to your commanding officer? Assume the position, this is going to hurt.
Juan James
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Oliver Cox
>"Sorry, I already have a mom--I mean gf."
Jonathan Young
Fuck off cunt it’s Mass Effect
Asher Brooks
Aaron Lopez
Nathan Wilson
she is dangerously flatter than i remember
Wyatt Peterson
Sorry I'll be in the basement with Jack.
Jack Cook
Dr. Chocolates should have been romanceable.
Or even just a quick fuck at most.
Christopher White
In the chest area?
Angel Ross
I would treat her so right user ;_;
Brandon Bailey
Why are str8 men so gross posting this shit every single day.
Liam Kelly
>527548558
horrible bait
Mason Nguyen
We should post male assholes and BBC, right? Post Beef McLargeHuge, if you feel like it. Here, I'll chip in, for you.
Jaxon Hughes
No. Leave her alone.
Luis Brown
Her ship now
Oliver Moore
>shepard i'm sorry, i did put the microchip in your brain after all. you see, i have .... needs.
>and now you will tend to those needs.
Henry Gomez
There actually could have been an interesting dynamic with this. Normandy II was made by Cerberus, at ruinous expense, and handed over to Shep with few strings attached. Miranda should have been your soviet political officer, a hardcore Cerberus loyalist that you pissed off at your peril.
The writing in BG2 wasn't good enough to pull that off obviously, so they just made her kind of bitchy and had her fall in line with Shep after 5 minutes, which makes no fucking sense but nothing in ME2 or 3 does so w/e.
Chase Lee
>Which is also why, thanks to the Lazarus Project, I gave you that footlong cock.
Parker Ortiz
WAOW!
Built for BBC!
Lucas Sanchez
Is this modded?
Brandon Rogers
>this is what westerners consider "sexy"
Caleb Cook
>Nothing I can't handle, to be sure. After all, perfection comes with high standards. I am really looking forward to see what you have to of-
Colton Long
-fer ...
Owen Powell
I swear I spent at least 4 hours during my ME2 playthrough just gazing at her round ass in different lighting and landscapes whenever the opportunity to do so came up.
Chase Wright
>Oh, fuck.
Aiden Cooper
Oliver Harris
Compared to her face model her head looks to big, like a little too wide. It's not a major thing but it's always bugged me. Miranda's hot but she could have been a lot hotter if they stayed truer to her face.