LOOK Zig Forums! HENRY'S COME TO SEE US!

LOOK Zig Forums! HENRY'S COME TO SEE US!

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SUCH AN HONOR

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Fuck off retard your game was shit

Based Henry, slaying heretics by the truckloads in God's glorious name.

It's the best game of whatever 6 month period it released in, imo. I'm gonna replay it soon. I liked the part where you play as a woman in the DLC and all the loading screens say "There was no cross dressing in the 14th century so you can't wear male clothing."

>Zig Forums
You mean Zig Forums

Who the fuck were the cumans, anyway? Were they from Hungary or something? Were they muslims?

God bless you, Henry

It's the best first-person RPG. And since third-person games are shit by default, this it pretty high bar to beat.

The cumans were another central asian horse nomad people.
They were a turkish people, and started settling in the eastern fringe of hungarian influence during the high middle ages.
They were christians but were magyarized after a while and their language and culture were completely destroyed through assimillation into hungary.

No, they were pagans, and they weren't from Hungary, but settled here at some time.

>They were christians
Not initially, though. There were missionaries trying to convert them.

Dare I say?

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Jesus be praised, Henry!

why were they're no BIPOCs in this shovelware

Yeah sure, they were converted.
The only thing of the cuman language that survived is a translation of the lord's prayer

>Henry's come to see us! Henry, go do some more mindless busywork that I could send literally any shit peasant runner to get done for me. I know you're a more valuable asset than any of the chucklefucks in this camp, but fuck off and do some fetch quests because even though you're required to gameplaywise have single-handedly killed dozens of men by this point, you're still worthless garbage as far as the writing is concerned.
Ludonarrative dissonance and not based.

You know why. Fuck ni-

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>tfw no bianca gf

it hurts bros

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No, Codex Cumanicus is bigger than that. There are some riddles here, and more than one prayer.

>Henry, go do some more mindless busywork that I could send literally any shit peasant runner to get done for me.
Well, that's not true. Quests given by lords aren't midless busywork that every peasant can do. They ask something like "check out if inquisition dude sent to my village poses any threat to me".There is minumal ludonarrative dissonance, and I haven't played all the game, I played for hungred of hours.

They were a Tengri nomadic Turkic people who migrated west from Central Asia and ruled over the Pontic steppe at the dawn of the second millennium.
When the Mongols invaded, the Cumans allied themselves with Kiev and they were obliterated. Those that weren't assimilated into the Golden Horde fled west and assimilated into Hungary and Vlach voivodeships.

I enjoyed the fashion aspect of the game. I spent ages figuring out the perfect combination of clothes to be as well armored and also as stealthy as possible.

Pro tip, nobody ever attacks your legs. Just wear the soft leggings.

Why were they in the region of Bohemia when the game takes place? I remember something about them being hired as mercenaries.

last good western non degenerate game

The Hungarian king sent them as mercenaries to do his dirty work there rather than levying his own troops. Basically what Russia would do with the Cossacks.

The fuck is a bipoc

Colored ultrafaggot.

You know...

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Just take off your armor when you want to sneak.

Preserver is so useless.

Wouldn't his name be something like Heinrich?

Second most immersive first person RPG ever created, actually. With the contentious first being Daggerfall.

Jindrich

They had to make it memorable, so they cucked out.

The trebuchet shit made me stop playing, I wouldn't mind so much but it's so far into the game and holy fuck could they not just send someone else to do it. I don't even know if it's tedious, it could take all of five minutes for all I know, I just couldn't be fucked to ride across the map to talk to some guy at that point.

this game felt like such a waste of time. first good historical rpg and they give you this draining storyline with a plain and annoying mc.

agreed plus needing a shitty item you need to find to save the game sucked.

You don't send just anyone to go recruit a siegemaster.

Or you just craft 100 of them.

>With the contentious first being Daggerfall.
Present your argument.