>at work
>coworkers talking about video games
>suddenly start talking about pre-ordering PS5
>unconsciously snicker at them and say "buying a snoy console" out loud
>"huh, what do you mean, user?"
>hesitate a little but end up telling them about how terrible and anti-consumer snoy is and how they started censoring anime games and how much they lie
>look at me awkwardly and have started to ignore me ever since
What the fuck has this place done to me?
At work
David Mitchell
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Anthony Bailey
Isaiah Fisher
The fact that you spoke in greentext while in public should absolutely warrant social isolation. Fucking control yourself.
Joshua Cruz
>talking about video games with normies
Not a good idea.
Joshua Myers
>What the fuck has this place done to me?
You did this to yourself.
James Gutierrez
>greentexted in real life
>"buying a snoy console"
Brayden Diaz
You should kill yourself rn if you’re that susceptible to memes
Logan Ross
You didn't do anything wrong op
Juan Ramirez
>he doesn't greentext in public
Ngmi
Thomas Nelson
You’re doing it wrong retard. You’re supposed to print out rare pepes and wojacks and hand them out if you want to meme on people irl
Matthew Rodriguez
>not greentexting and basedjak posting irl
Chase Garcia
This
Charles Long
>going on reddit
>ever
Kys
Thomas Roberts
why, God?
Gavin Anderson
stupid thread OP do something with your life
James Long
the internet was a mistake.
Kevin Morgan
>ever showing your power level
Dude
Anthony Hall
>Soijakposters were redditors all along
James Carter
Maybe they weren't normalfags after all
Liam King
You mean what the fuck has capitalism done to the brainwashed consoomer sheeple like them?
Angel Collins
Fucking kek i hope
Xavier Taylor
Everyone under age of 30 should be genocided and the replacement batch shouldn't have internet access until they're at least 25.
Change my mind.
Noah Ramirez
Be careful user, next time the manager might get notified and you will get fired from your McJob
Christopher Robinson
>M-MUH AGE
lmao nigger, get over yourself, you literally using the same excuse redditors did like half a decade ago when they called people "kid"
hahah
Robert Ramirez
>interacting with normies
>ever
>not laughing at their misfortune as they make shit life decisions like the sheep they are
i bet you're a pc retard
Caleb Campbell
>soijak posters are literal children redditors
I knew it
Daniel Perry
goddamn it user, you actually fell for the memes
Parker Nguyen
>"This is the first time they've ever released a console with a launch title I actually want."
"What game do you want?"
"Demon's Souls."
*they look at me blankly*
Stuns me there's normies out there that haven't even heard of the Souls series and are taking up all these preorders of the console for Fifa 22 or some shit.
Andrew Morgan
I went decade plus on this shithole without turning into a walking meme.
You are the worst fucking generation in the history of mankind and for the first time it's not just old people being bitter about not getting proper erections anymore, but a palpable, documented degeneration of human stock.
You are dumb as fucking rocks, you are weak and sickly, you have no spine, no gumption and you turn the brands you consume into extensions of your nonexistent personality.
You are disgusting and pathetic and I want you gone from this world.
Anthony Hernandez
the only correct way to have responded in that situation is "nevermind, sorry, it's an inside joke."
Evan Mitchell
>with who, user? we never see any of your supposed friends.