Graphics 1/5: ps1 era textures fills the majority of the slums + other areas. Most of the game is set in tiny areas with zero open spaces. Sometimes the game looks good but most of the time it is trash. Obviously SE ran out of time and left in all the garbage assets/bugs. The texture bug is still present in the game 4 months after it is released. FF15 looked better on the xbox one than FF7r on the ps4 pro. I cannot name a ps4 exclusive that overall looks worse than this game.
Gameplay 1/5: Battle system is decent but forces you to switch characters. Tedious amounts of running around doing filler quests. Level design is non-existent. You traverse corridors to enter a room. That's the whole game.
Story 1/5: We all know why they are splitting this into 3 parts. Lets be honest. The amount of filler put into the narrative is insane. The story is boring and uninspired.
Verdict 1/5: Don't buy at $60. Maybe I am getting too old but the people praising this game is setting an extremely low bar of polish for the sequel and console games in general. If this game, a single episode of a trilogy, is worth $60 then cyberpunk 2077 should be worth $500. Wait until FF7r is $10 in the bargain bin and pick it up if you could haggle it down to 5.
>openly avoiding ban My dude, you're not proving anything to nobody.
Nolan Davis
you can tell shes a redneck by looking at her boyfriend's car
Ayden Evans
i got tinnitus just by looking at the picture of that car.
Jayden Ramirez
best post on Zig Forums right now
Joshua Hernandez
built for rape
Parker Clark
Yoooo look at that speaker work though. That shit probably sets off all the alarms around them lmao.
Jacob Powell
?? How am I avoiding bans? I don't get it.
Benjamin Martinez
I am OP. I make this thread. 10 minutes later it gets deleted for no reason. I make it again, and again. Why is criticism of FF7R a bannable offense? Is it just the photo of the ass?
Please answer me mods. It's only considered spam because you keep deleting it before the thread can get alive so I am forced to repost it then you get angry but it's your fault. If you never deleted it in the first place, I wouldn't post it again.
What's the appeal of big butt cheeks? It's not like you're fucking the cheeks themselves, only the hole matters. The hole size matters, shouldn't be the cheeks.
Samuel Parker
Imagine being this salty >REEEEE my thread got deleted Nobody cares, eat a dick
Leo Campbell
AMINA AMINA
Eli Allen
Memes aside, that is 100% a black guys car
Jaxson Bennett
Visual stimulation, leading to hole insertion
Jose Bell
I like the concept of my hand sinking in a woman's ass and there is still more ass that I can't grab because my hand is not big enough.
See: All these people care. That's why I needed to explain to them.
This post is a general reply.
People ask why I keep reposting this. It's because mods don't give me a choice.
James Thompson
It's not even fair criticism, it's literally your shitty opinion almost no one shares, keep ban evading loser, the remake is a success. Everyone still talks about it on Twitter, videos about the game are made on a daily basis even though it's a single player game.
Maybe you should use another pic and not an ass/coomer shit, dont you think
Zachary Murphy
If youre gonna get banned at least post porn not this 14 year Zig Forums gore shit
Charles Thomas
Okay so you proved that 6000 simps exist that like the game. I am not surprised. The video game industry is filled with retards who buy incomplete broken pre-alpha stage games for $79.99. Retards also like things like Justin Bieber, and whatever else is the popular focus of the day. Does that make Bieber's music actually good if he used to be the most talked about guy on Twitter? Also how do I know those reviews are genuine? Anyone can make an account on metacritic and post. I could spend weeks and post thousands of "fake" negative reviews, bringing the metacritic score down. Those nips over in Japan could spam positive responses.
This is why steam reviews are generally worse than google or metacritic reviews. In Steam you need to have actually bought the game.