........That's it

........That's it.
That's fucking it. This isn't smash anymore. This is some wet dream pre-teens have during puberty.

I know this isn't just characters from Nintendo, but this would hardly qualify as a video game character!

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Game and Watch from 2001's Melee says hi, retard. Oh right ROB as well in Brawl.

Why do characters from things that aren't nintendo make it not smash. You could play the game just fine with purely nintendo characters, there's already like 70 of them
>but now i have to fight steves in online mode!!
The online mode of a party game is less "What smash bros is" than any amount of non-nintendo characters

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seething banjoke KNEEL

But Banjo is in the game.

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>Oh right ROB
Nobody gives a fuck about him

Then don't give a fuck about steve

cope

Actual characters that matter and have important milestones in gaming retard. Steves milestone is the death of gaming. He doesn't belong and never will

says who? you? he's one of the most popular characters in Ultimate and both ROB and G&W are high tier in it as well. Who cares what you think

>This is some wet dream pre-teens have during puberty
so... smash?

The game is basically mugen now, but mugen ironically has better quality control

There's literally nothing wrong with Minecraft, and your hate only comes from the knowledge that kids have played it as well. Stop crying over children's toys.

Steve being a full blown character in smash bros killed the series for me it was already bad enough becasue literally all the DLC are broken

>being this mad about Minecraft
>game and watch and rob
>important
Ahahhshshs

>literally the default avatar for the player
>"hardly qualifies as a video game character"
Once again, Steve haters literally cannot articulate in any meaningful capacity why the character is unfit for Smash.

None of this matters because Steve is in the game and he always will be in the "Ultimate" version of smash. Seethe and Cope and also eat my ass

have...sex...incel...

>this would hardly qualify as a video game character!
care to elaborate on why, outside of him making you anally ruptured?

It's quite literally the most video game character in the entire game

cope ROB was kinomaxxing

so does steve, boi...

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>>literally the default avatar for the player
I remember when people actually hated Byleth and Corrin

Nobody made the claim that Corrin and Byleth weren't video game characters. Please try to keep your comments relevant to the topic being discussed.

The future is now boomer. Your old and outdated smash standards no longer qualifies today.

>Steves milestone is the death of gaming
Gaming seems to be doing pretty well despite being dead for over a decade.

ROB is popular? Pretty based if true.

>imagine not being being happy about Steve because itll make your kid happy.
Truly sad

and you didn't already feel this way for shovelknight/cuphead/sans?

Pretty sure people hated them because of the ridiculous grudge Smash fans have against Fire Emblem. If default avatars were the issue Villager wouldn't be so well received.

Get over it

He's low top/high high tier in Ultimate if you use his him right

You do realize that the Switch is a child's toy and that Nintendo has always marketed toward children first?

Rosterfags have been and will always be the biggest cancer in the Smash fanbase. I couldn't care less about Steve or Minecraft but there's no doubt that Sakurai once again designed a faithful and unique fighter to the Smash roster that I will enjoy regardless.

Smash was always 90% being able to choose a character that best represents your misspent youth and 10% playing the actual 4/10 button mashing party game. Don’t be salty that Nintendo is selling nostalgia to a new generation of open wallets.

it's a videogame
videogames are for kids
calm down, retardo