THIS SUMMER

IS HIRED

NINTENDO

they're being held at gunpoint by miyamoto, which is honestly for the better, i'd rather have a stale mario movie than one filled with minion-tier jokes

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY

>this summer
>nintendo
>hires
>one man
>*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment* “HELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!”
>*everyone looks at him*
>”im just gonna set up my stuff right here”........
>*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over*
>*silence*
>”this is awkward......”
>party rock anthem plays
>universal pictures
>illumination enterainment
>nintendo logo
>reggie played by the rock: “we’ve given you one task. to save nintendo”
>”how am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?”
>*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers*
>cut back to the rock “youre our best shot. if anyone can get it done its you”
>*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy* im sorry what?
>reggie *sigh, facepalm*
>cuts back to more montage of carell working “i just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!”
>*japanese love interest* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
>*montage of carell acting strange
>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent “WEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBER”
>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
>THIS SUMMER
>*montage of him partying in tokyo*
>ITS GONNA GET
>A LITTLE CRAZY
>*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar* i BURP pooted *falls over, chef facepalms*
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>October 22

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MINK AND LARIO COMBINE TO FORM

WALUGI
IN THE ALL NEW WALUIGI'S ADVENTURE 3
A NEW FRANCHISE WHERE YOU PUNCH GOBLINS IN THE DICK FOR HOURS ON END BECAUSE YOU HATE THEM

*60 PLUS HOURS OF GOBLIN DICK DESTRUCTION
* 2 LEVELS
* ONE BRAND NEW CHARACTER NEVER SEEN BEFORE MORE THAN ONCE
* WALUIGI

dunno what they had planned for 2022 but choosing illumination was retarded on the first place

but no, it's not like FNAF movie since this one has a confirmed date,the FNAF movie slightly has updates and it's probably going to be like that slenderman movie with a release far beyond it's popularity had loose the touch

I mean it's still slightly relevant but if it was a thing during 2015-2016 it would had more impact someone even make a rip-off of that idea for a movie recently with killer animatronics and shitty gore scenes as well

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Mario if he anime

I imagine it's in production hell, yeah. But let's be honest, an animated Mario movie just won't work

>someone even make a rip-off of that idea for a movie recently
I'm pretty sure that rip-off was made from a scrapped script for a FNAF movie.

>reggie played by the rock

nice one user,I haven't keked that hard in weeks

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well could be since everything except for the gore scenes make sense,I hope it's not like that since these where really unnecessary and legitimately boring

I heard he got wind of some designs for non-standard toads and he came with a squad of Yakuza-looking motherfuckers and nearly tore the entire studio down until he was placated and the convinced him that they wouldn't be in the final film.

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you can still subscript on Zig Forums?

It still in development and and will come in 2022, probably waiting for the whole pandemic to seeth down
And this time Miyamoto is the producer and I bet he saying "no" to a lot of Illumination's ideas
I hope

>reggie played by the rock
God, I wish

Ok why the fuck these 2 copypasta looks so credible?

they follow the cookie cutter formula for animated adventure movie trailers for kids nowadays

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You stupid bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=xWUHkOyhR-M

mario if

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>Five Nights at Freddy's movie
goddamn I forgot about that thing
hope it's at the very least entertainingly bad

>THIS SUMMER
LUIGI OPENS AN ABORTION CLINIC