WE CYBERCHUNK

>outed himself as wagecuck
lol, some day you will learn to make your own money work for you sonny.

>muh woke shit
Grow up. You're completely ignoring the fact that degeneracy is expected in a setting like this. God, I bet you're 19 years old.

Nah, I don't make a wage. But the game is definitely cheaper for me than you.

This is the dumbest fucking argument I've ever seen. You see this as degeneracy. The creators of the game don't. This isn't an attempt to take bad things and expand them in a setting of exploitation. It's a childish attempt to take modern childish wokeness and elevate it as futuristic and progressive against the bad evil white man suit corporations.
I will bet hard cash someone in the game will liken corps to the patriarchy or white supremacists.
Hard fucking cash.

Yeah, we're living in Cyberpunk right now because fat niggers exist and they're so, SO degenerate!

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>Grow up.

Eat cum

>everyone screaming about game and hyping to insane degree
>look at gameplay
>there’s no gameplay for 95% of ‘gameplay’ videos
>boring, shitty dialogue
>finally see gameplay (not counting turret section)
>gunplay looks about as good as fallout 4 (terrible)
Game will be shit and the cringey setting will age as well as APB Reloaded or Final Fight on PS2 did. Trannies and other pathetic trash is just the shit-cherry on the turd sunday. It will come out and have a similar review cycle to Fallout 4 where the braindead critics suck its dick (10/10 and 9/10s) and the users are less thrilled but still are hyped at first (7/10 and 8/10s). Months after it comes out, there will be a correction of people giving it 3s and 4s until it hovers around a 5/10 or a 6/10. Mediocre.

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>degeneracy
exactly user, hyper surgeries to make women look attractive, no morals on what to chop off in order to look pretty.
Looks, vanity, this is cyberpunk and its pressure for perfection by any inhumane means
I'm far from 19 (sadly), and i'm much smarter than you.

I actually believe this game will be shittier than BG3 and its carbon copy of DOS2

Hell yeah I can play as the ultimate fat guy for the lols
I blame saints row

What a based photograph of a couple of chads.

>wtf why aren't all women hot anime babes!!
Maybe an anime mod will come out for you queers to sate that cum fried brain of yours

Why doesn't she just get the cybersurgery that inhibits her appetite and calorie intake, bros? Are the reinforced legs some kind of flex on skinny bitches who can't even afford to eat?

Big beautiful belly... i love big women... with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast... puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips... thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped... pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again...

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Hey, at least it sprung for cyberlegs rather than driving a scooter.

because that would be offensive to the real life landwhales
we can't have our leftist game be about fiction, it must have representation and acceptance!

Pirate it.

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LOL had to remove her legs due to the dibeetus.

Don't give them money

I will

>holding the back of the CD

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*Sips Drink*

>it doesn't have to be at night
>it doesn't have to be in a large city
>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>it doesn't need to have the different classes
>it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
>It doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
>It doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
>It doesn't need to have good customisation options
>it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
>it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
>it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
>it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
>it doesn't need to have destructible environments
>it doesn't need to have good graphics
>it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
>it doesn't need mod support
>it doesn't need to have good box art
>It doesnt need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
>it doesnt need to be an RPG
>it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
>it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
>it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
>it doesn't have to be longer than The Witcher 3
>it doesn't need to have no micro transactions
>it doesn't need to not turn random twitter users into characters
>it doesn't need good combat mechanics
>it doesn't need to have futuristic elements
>it doens't matter that solar panels take up over a quarter of the map
>it doesn't have to not remove features like wallrunning to optimize gameplay for multiplayer
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need dynamic weather systems
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't need to have substance
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty
>it doesn't matter that there will be Black Lives Matter rallies in game

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>Months after it comes out, there will be a correction of people giving it 3s and 4s until it hovers around a 5/10 or a 6/10. Mediocre.
Wrong, it will go the way of "Bioshock: Infinite" and be completely forgoten until someone mentions it and goes "Oh yeah, i was really hyped about that when it came out but i forgot about it, it was 'meh'"

>there will be Black Lives Matter rallies in game
this pasta is beyond parody now

We are here:

>Making shit up and criticising CDPR for not fulfilling our fantasies

>Pretending to have played the tabletop

>Getting angry because some of the characters are black

>Claiming "It's not cyberpunk" because it's not always night with rain hissing off neon signs as synthwave plays.

BASED

when the diabetes eats your legs

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THE BOY IS HERE

cringe. reddit.

the idea of all night is because of pollution. Actually is perfectly compatible with a hyperfuturistic cyberpunk world and what the vast majority of cyber fans actually wish for.
But why care about fans right,we have cyberchonk now

>criticizes the game
>only response is violence
The left lose every single time.

Shazam-sama, I kneel.

>game supposed to imitate a realistic version of what the USA could turn into
>it’s somehow bad to have decadent obese characters caused by the mass overconsumption prevalent American culture

It would be more weird if all the characters looked good especially seeing as this is supposed to be the future where I’m guessing shit like health at any size is more prevalent than it already is

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Why so many EA bots are shitting on cyberpunk?

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