Back when Byleth got announced, I asked Zig Forums, "Since we don't have to worry about Byleth any more, who is the worst possible DLC pick that could be left?" You guys almost unanimously answered Steve.
So now I ask again, now that we know none of the remaining DLC characters could be Byleth or Steve, what are you dreading the most? Who is the worst character that could still make it in and take up a slot?
Tracer
oh fuck
Geno, he's a waste that has a chance.
Master chief
Tracer
Sora
Cinderace.
A character from Fortnite,
League of Legends,
Dota 2,
Reimu,
a gen 8 pokemon
An Overwatch Character.
And you know what is the most likely possible character to be added that everyone would hate?
Freddy Fazbear
Jonesy from Fortnite
Bandana Dee or Waluigi
Came here to post this
Pretty sure Cinderace would cause the most unanimous eye rolling, seething and coping
It'll be glorious
Sora, Geno or any Mario shit, Tumblrtale shit, ANOTHER shillmon, Yo-kai Watch, Bandana Waddle Dee
This. Fuck Blizzard and their push to get a representative.
Tracer, Sora, anything Fortnite would be a worst-case scenario. When Steve was announced I just laughed my ass off at how silly and out of place he seemed. His move set looks genuinely fun though. Sora in theory would probably be fine, but there's Disney (and thus, non-vidya) baggage that could carry that I'd rather not even begin the slippery slope of. I think Blizzard said if they ever got a Smash rep they'd want Diablo or Deckard Cain, which would be fine with me.
Fag
Anything from Overwatch.
Yet another FE character.
Any battle royale rep.
that sakurai is really cute.
Geno or shillmon.
The monster from Cut the Rope
Tracer has always been way worse than Steve dude
Tracer or a Gen8 Pokemon that isn't the rock and roll purple thing
You can't get worse than Steven and still have it be video games.
Any real life celebrity would be worse than Steve.
Fortnite would be the absolute worst but I firmly believe there is a Zero chance of that happening.
Overwatch is already pretty much dead, and Blizzard was just recently still thirsting for a Smash collab so I'm fairly confident it won't happen, since they would probably already be in talks if it were.
I would happily take another Faggot Emblem character over Tracer.
Crash4Smash
Worst for me would be First Party shill/meme pick
Another Pokemon
Literally already got leaked. An Activision doc leaked showing a planned 5 year plan to make crash relevant again and I think the last step was adding Crash to Smash
Soraposters are Gokuposters in disguise.
agreed, I mean seriously does anyone actually enjoy kingdom hearts? I'm convinced its just a very cruel long running joke that people make so the poor devs and writers have to waster their lives writing stories about anime micky mouse funhouse
The combat is really fun in the postgame, after you've unlocked the abilities and superbosses, but it's always a long trek of bullshit and grinding before you get there
that alex is very cute, drew something because she inspired me so much
dont give me hope..
you didnt have to post that you know
>Crash 4's design is the first time a main series Crash game has had one universal design across all regions
oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK OH FUCK
you are a stronger person because of it now though
What seems to be unanimously agreed upon in this thread is Freddy fazbear or a fortnite character or a shillmon. Fnaf literally has no moves to draw from, and the character of fazbear isn't even the main character, just one of the jumpscare possibilities. Fortnite is hated as equally for not only being zoomer shit, but being so creatively devoid of move potential that you would truly have to stretch to the limits in order to create a moveset. What serves as a silver lining when considering them is the overall mature themes and the fact that they've been relatively unnoticed by the japanees. While a shillmon would be terrible as a slot waster, the already existent shillmon incineroar and the overall acceptance of a shillmon pick being inevitable shows that it truly can't be the worse. If I were to pick between the 3, id say that fortnite would truly be the worst scenario. No stage possibilities because the setting of fortnite is always changing, the fighters would be literally shilling for different skins, and the absolute lack of defining moves aside from generic guns, along with the unanimous acceptance by zoomers shows it as the worst possible pick.
His interactions with Mario in the reveal trailer speak silent volumes. The two encounter each other and engage in what appears to be a standoff... until Steve simply begins eating steak apropos of nothing. In his character-defining moments, we see that Steve doesn't give a rats arse about introductions; he'll eat whenever he so pleases. Whoever this mysterious round plumber is, he simply isn't a priority for Steve, as further illustrated when Steve blocks up his entryway and leaves Mario at a Creeper's mercy. Steve took a startling situation in stride and proceeded to act in his own self-interest.
In the first win-screen shown to us, Steve builds a house on the results podium, exits it, closes the door, and then turns to the camera as though just noticing it's there. He appears to have built a house for the simple joy of building a house.
Steve exhibits a startling degree of pragmatism paired with often ludicrous endgoals. This is reflected in his fighting style. Steve is minimalist in animation and crafts better tools for himself from the environment, but Steve also overcomplicates his TNT trap with a redstone line and a pressure plate when the flint & steel he has would suffice. Or how he places minecart rails while riding a minecart, Wallace & Gromit-style. Steve does not take the easy way; he takes the fun way, his way, and he does so with finesse.
In no way is this trait further exemplified than in Steve's Final Smash. The kill box he sends opponents into - filled with Creepers & TNT - must have taken a lot of prep time. He stands next to it as the entire building detonates and eats cooked steak. Whether this is flexing over his enemies or a matter of simple apathy is unknown, but it should be apparent that Steve treats a lot of things as trivial.
All this is incredibly easy to miss thanks to Steve being as enigmatic and impassive as ever, but enough pieces are there that I'm pretty confident.
Any pokemon
This would be a pretty shit addition
Okay, post it then. Oh wait you wont because it didnt fucking happen.
Overwatch rep.
Tracer or anyone from Overwatch are more boring than the mute square guy that puts down squares. And imagine how strict Blizzard would be about their character to make them as safe and consumer-friendly as possible.
I didn't even know it was possible to be this gay.