If you haven't beaten Dwarf Fortess then you shouldn't be allowed to post on Zig Forums
If you haven't beaten Dwarf Fortess then you shouldn't be allowed to post on Zig Forums
Nathaniel Stewart
Chase Moore
you're not wrong
Blake Clark
how do you even "beat" this game, i thought you just did whatever you want
Also storytime:
>Be cool elephant man
>Learn the secrets of life and death
>King keeps giving me quests to kill dragons
>Aight
>Go lair to lair choking dragons out
>While there also make sure to grab any skeletons lying around
>Have like 30 skeletons in my backpack
>Go to dark tower and confront demon lord
>Cast necromancy on all 30 skeletons in my backpack
>The room is flooded with skeletons
>Watch as they surround the demon and beat it to death
The tale of grippo man, the elephant vampire necromancer
Henry Allen
>how do you even "beat" this game
unzip hell and kill demons until they stop spawning
Isaiah Rodriguez
What is this minecraft?
Brayden Wood
wont invasions always come no matter what?
Nolan Martin
It's minecraft's alcoholic dad
Jaxon Green
>If you haven't beaten Dwarf Fortess then you shouldn't be allowed to post on Zig Forums
lmao casual
only people who got the good ending should be allowed on Zig Forums
how stupid can you be to side with the Windfish over CMD Rimanah lmao
Kevin Carter
You ever wonder if we're all just dorfs in some God's game?
Jackson Watson
>beaten
Dylan Sullivan
Sebastian King
I think you're starting to understand
Joshua Peterson
>beaten Dwarf fortress
If you cant speed run that shit you are a filthy casual.
Brody Nelson
are the dwarf women cute?
Connor Jones
Christopher Lopez
Does this count?
Joshua Kelly
I was surprised how interesting the lore of this game is
Juan Kelly
Thoughts?
Tyler Jenkins
The only way to "win" at DF is to lose in a blaze of glory
Robert Nguyen
good shit
William Wilson
he's cool, and makes lots of good art
Xavier Thomas
I don't like dwarves.
Can we have dwarf fortress without dwarves?
Carson Baker
Use one of the many civilization mods
Jackson Jenkins
so, just the Fortress then?
Joseph Wilson
Jack Foster
I could never understand how to tell regular dwarves to not wander into caverns so I just blocked offed all the entries into my map lol
Jacob Reyes
Is it worth getting into dwarf fortress?
I've always liked the idea, but I'm worried I'm not autistic enough to spend the time learning how it works
Jayden Cruz
the menus can be daunting but it ain't rocket science
Austin Cook
I think the sseeth video explains t pretty well
Charles Bailey
Carp becoming OP death machines is probably my favorite video game glitch ever
Juan White
ok, maybe I'll download it tonight
Brandon King
how do i into adventure mode?
Alexander Wilson
have wiki page with controls open, you'll get the hang of it
Logan Sanchez
Chad gamer move right there
Jaxson Young
but i dont know what i should be doing
Carter Williams
not a glitch
Cooper Robinson
Lookup Burrows on the wiki my dude
Nolan Watson
train to make your guy stronk
raid a necromancer and steal his books
become a night creature
eventually head to a dark fortress and take on the demons forces
Isaac Jackson
I love telling this story
>On an adventure as a weak-ass dorf
>having a good time hiring a tank while i zip arrows at enemies
>they die a lot
>while in an town looking for a replacement fren, i end up in the lord's tower place
>find a book
>it's about a 'zebra demon' that impersonated a lord and ruled a town
>glance across the room
>said lord is right there
>approach him and ask "uh.. is this you?"
>lol yup you got me lmao
>turns back into a zebra demon in front of me
>alright
>ask him to tag along
>he agrees
>we go on adventures, killing things with his insane combat prowess and acid breath shit
>inevitably get melted by acid breath crossfire
Alexander Stewart
What is the best mod, boys?
James Martinez
kind of based, the effort he puts into his videos reminds me of those ancient dnd fags that are entering their 60s now, and got good at drawing just to depict their games.