ANNON!
IT’S A SCHOOL NIGHT!
YOU SHOULD BE IN BED, TURN OFF THAT DAMN NINTENDO!
ANNON!
Mom, I'm 34 fucking years old, you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
That time i snuck my cathodic screen in bed to play Half-Life to completion until 5am.
I was like fucking 12. Hell of a game and hell of a day afterward.
I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
with god as my witness I would pin Lois down and fuck her so hard she would never be able to walk straight again
No you wouldn’t, you’re a microdick that would cry in a corner because you can’t get it up. Don’t lie faggot Chan.
Dewie will I achieve my dream of making a historical piece of art?
>dad comes home and checks behind the TV for warmth to see if I been gaming instead of doing homework
Fuck yea, look me up later lasers