ANNON!
IT’S A SCHOOL NIGHT!
YOU SHOULD BE IN BED, TURN OFF THAT DAMN NINTENDO!
ANNON!
Mom, I'm 34 fucking years old, you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
That time i snuck my cathodic screen in bed to play Half-Life to completion until 5am.
I was like fucking 12. Hell of a game and hell of a day afterward.
I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
with god as my witness I would pin Lois down and fuck her so hard she would never be able to walk straight again
No you wouldn’t, you’re a microdick that would cry in a corner because you can’t get it up. Don’t lie faggot Chan.
Dewie will I achieve my dream of making a historical piece of art?
>dad comes home and checks behind the TV for warmth to see if I been gaming instead of doing homework
Fuck yea, look me up later lasers
Will I ever be happy?
you'd have to be pretty retarded to fail highschool
Dewie, is Geno gonna be in the fighter pass?
Am I the boss of you now?
American high school is honestly completely fucking braindead and there's so many ways to cheese it and I have no idea how people have any trouble passing it
Dewey are we getting Ace Attorney 7 next year
Will I get gf
MOM! Im a Game developer! I am supposed to play this game! I programmed it and I need to beta test this!
Sure Dewey, are we getting Ace Attorney 7 next year?
Will i know ?
Will she laugh at it?
I can't tell if he actually looks absurdly young for his age or if that's just my mind placing it on him because of having seen him younger.
Should I message them?
BUT MOOOM MY UNI HAS ONLINE LECTURES
Shut up mom I'm running people over in GTA
Will everyone in this thread get a qt gf in 2020?
Am I Black?
Are you dead?
F
I played games during the day and read during the night when I was young enough for my mom to yell at me like that
Only played games late at night if I had friends over.
Go the fuck to bed!
will i make it through tonight?
Am I going to get covid because of my dipshit bosses?
I'm going to rape a nigger.
I AM going to rape a nigger.
this thread is a million times better than a genshin impact thread
Dewey don't know shit.
Why are your ears so fucking huge?
Am I the boss of you now?
Tell me about it. I just want to rape nigger.
Whore shit.
You’re 45 fucking years old and still live here.
You don’t even pay rent!
Will I get to go back to work soon?
Will I get a job this summer
My dad did the same thing unironically
If you're healthy enough to play nintendo, then you're healthy enough to go to school.
Does she really care about me?
I AM THE BOSS OF YOU NOW?
God, she was so hot. Especially when she got angry.
How long does it take to beat a cuck to death?