ANNON!

ANNON!
IT’S A SCHOOL NIGHT!
YOU SHOULD BE IN BED, TURN OFF THAT DAMN NINTENDO!

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Mom, I'm 34 fucking years old, you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.

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That time i snuck my cathodic screen in bed to play Half-Life to completion until 5am.
I was like fucking 12. Hell of a game and hell of a day afterward.

I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!

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with god as my witness I would pin Lois down and fuck her so hard she would never be able to walk straight again

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No you wouldn’t, you’re a microdick that would cry in a corner because you can’t get it up. Don’t lie faggot Chan.

Dewie will I achieve my dream of making a historical piece of art?

>dad comes home and checks behind the TV for warmth to see if I been gaming instead of doing homework

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Fuck yea, look me up later lasers