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Kayden Hughes
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Jonathan Martin
>Portkey Games
>Portkeys are typically worthless pieces of shit to discourage normies from picking them up
so it's going to be a shitty game that also appeals to wizard autists?
Jaxson Bell
daily reminder that this game will be shit
Levi Myers
Post passports and I will appraise them
My own, as an example
>Blackthorn
Considered to be the wand of a warrior. Noted as having "prodigious" power, and is particularly agreeable with the Dark Arts. One finds this wood among Death Eaters and Aurors alike. Said to truly bond with its master after they have gone through true hardship together, after which it will never betray you.
>Dragon Heartstring
Produces the most powerful magic and flamboyant spells of the three Supreme Cores, and learns faster than them. Less loyal and is the most prone to accidents, and the most willing to practice the Dark Arts. Coupled with Blackthorn wood, this is a clear Death Eater wand. Minmaxxed for power, Mudbloods watch out.
>12 3/4"
Slightly above average, 11 1/2" - 12" is the cutoff for wandlet status. It is untrue that wand size is determined only by the wizards physical height. Larger wands perform more flamboyant and impressive magic, and are indicative of a larger personality, while small wands are more subtle, and their owners are more reserved.
>Unyielding
The best flexibility. Will never cuck you, and even if you are defeated it will remain yours and wait for you. Particularly good for combat and healing magic. Unyielding wand owners are very confident in themselves and what they believe in, and can be very cynical, and will not change their beliefs. This can sometimes be mistaken for arrogance by lesser creatures who believe that everyone is as fallible as themselves.
>Runespoor
A very rare patronus. The Runespoor is a magical three-headed snake, associated with Parselmouths and Dark Magic. All the heads think independently. The left head is the planner, the middle head is the dreamer and the right head is the critic. They are extremely intelligent, and their eggs are used to make potions which increase mental agility.
>Slytherin
Snakechads know that Slytherin is the place to be.
9/10 my superiority is undeniable. I will realize Salazar's ideal of a pure Hogwarts.
Nolan Roberts
What does this mean?
Zachary Robinson
you
out now.
Jacob Jones
it means your gay lol
Mason Cruz
Okay.
Chase Cook
Guys remember not to buy this game. Be a trans-ally.
Charles Williams
HOWEVER
Dylan Nguyen
Soon bros
Unironically been waiting 20 years for this game to exist, and it unironically looks fantastic
Gabriel Anderson
Not smart
Not hardworking
Not a normie or chad
Not a nasty or backstabbing cunt
Who here /no house/.
Asher Sanchez
what does mine mean?
Isaiah Moore
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy... I know she made those transphobic tweets. "People who menstruate".... As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER! I just... I just couldn't find it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot at WB games to lie for her.
You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This bigotry? She's done worse. Her last novel. Are you telling me a serial killer just happens to dress as a woman?
>No!
She wrote it! Rowling! SHE DEFECATED THROUGH MY BELIEFS! And I bought her books! I shouldn't have... Put them onto my bookshelf! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change. Ever since the 3rd book. Always the same. COULDN'T KEEP TERFs OUT OF THE STORY!
>But not our Mommy! Couldn't be precious Mommy!
Causing our suicides... AND SHE GETS TO MAKE BILLIONS?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've cancelled her when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to cancel her, you...
Isaiah Miller
Please don't bully, Slytherin passport appraiser
Charles Williams
squib?
Cooper Torres
Thank you for letting me know about this. I will be buying 2 copies.
Jordan Nguyen
I want Bully x Dragon's Dogma and this game better deliver just that if not more
Ethan Gray
Friendly reminder that JK Rowling stole all of her shitty book series from The Worst Witch and Wizard's Hall.
Brandon Hughes
Lol, it's gonna be Pottermore in HD.
Colton Powell
No she stole it from Wizards of Waverly place
Jace Bell
Wasn't the thing about patronuses that they are normal animals? Dogs, otters, hares, horses, deer, bucks, etc.?
Owen Thomas
Hufflepuff student in a disguise of knowledge hoarding autist is here.
Levi Watson
Logan Martin
>Antoons
Didn't that dude lose his shit over a 17 year old furry
Benjamin Sanchez
daily reminder you can suck my dick
Charles James
No idea who the artist is, but the point still stands.
Eli Brooks
Oh but I will buy it, and there's nothing those "people" can do about it.
Brody Reed
Not really.
even Zig Forums were burning shit.
Mason Mitchell
Ravenclaw
Ash and Dragon Heartstring 12 1/2 inch
Hyena
Unyielding
Chase Robinson
Which house would you choose?
Xavier Reyes
Hufflepuff is for you then. It's the house of literal nobodies and lazy fucks.
>b-but muh diggory
Cedric was a once-in-a-millennia case, keep seething. and he still died like a pussy while the manlet survived
William Brooks
Rate mine
Yours seem to be too dark art specific
Zachary Murphy
>b-but muh diggory
The Auror Tonks? The magizoologist Scamander?
Samuel Garcia
lmao two moles
Hunter Perez
Going off of your pics it's either Slytherin or Ravenclaw. Gryffindor's and Puffs' looks like cluttered mess with too much light. I know it's sounds retarded but I have a condition stfu
Lucas White
No judgement here. Slytherin's common room would drive me insane since I suffer from thalassophobia
Blake Robinson
I never liked her but a fair point, there is Tonks. Scumander is a literal autist and a retard, nothing to brag about. And his movies are not very good - the 1st one was mediocre at best.
John Thompson
I don't understand why they brought politics and a literal magic Hitler in movies about "fantastic beasts"