>"Gordon, quick while the suppression field is down you must impregnate my daughter. Fuck my daughter Gordon. Gordon, you must fuck my daughter. Do it Gordon!"
what did Eli mean by this?
"Gordon, quick while the suppression field is down you must impregnate my daughter. Fuck my daughter Gordon. Gordon...
Lincoln Campbell
Anthony White
No way fag
Ian Edwards
probably just wanted grandkids and for them to have scientist genes
Hunter White
Gman fired Gordon because Gordon was under Vortigaunt protection for liberating them
Nicholas Perez
She's not my type
James Adams
the vorts knew it was time to press their advantage against the combine rather than let gman put gordon in his cuckcage for another 20 years, allowing gordon to get the codes or whatever from the citadel and close the portal
I wonder what gman's original plan was if the vorts hadn't saved gordon
Leo Wright
This is my last request gordon, impregnate my daughter, have sex with her, make her bear your kids!
>Gets retconned
Joseph Morgan
pshhh no way fag
Ayden Gomez
Would you Zig Forums?
Adrian Carter
4000-5000 yrs ago, many cultures (Chinese, Sumarian, European) had evolved w written languages, laws, currency etc. NOT AFRICA, their education & domestication only began a few hundred years ago when "the boats" carried them to civilized lands, so it's only natural that you see this animalistic behavior, they've not evolved or advanced - call it a genetic defect. This is why prisons are over 65% black, laws are not biased.
Chase Miller
T. Mutt
I hate niggers too, but you reek of mutt
Joseph Rodriguez
Original Alyx, maybe
Isaiah Carter
nice try Eli
Angel Ortiz
Nice lie racist
Grayson Nelson
No way faggot, your daughter is black
Carter Perez
But he's right. African history pretty much started when europeans discovered them and decided to record that.
Gavin Cox
can you even imagine how many stds that slut had from all the alien birth control fucking with no consequences
EW
Michael Howard
>That nose
>That skin tone
Eli Nelson
>what do you mean not your type, cracka?
Robert Mitchell
>WAIT GORDON ITS 2020 NOW AND MY DAUGHTER JUST GOT BLACKER MORE WOKE AND MORE INDEPENDENT! DONT IMPREGNATE HER WE DONT NEED ANYMORE TOXIC WHITE MALES!
Luis Sanchez
Loud, cringy....forced me to go through hell to revive her for whatever reason.
Charles Thompson
i can hear it in his voice for some reason
fuck this planet
Nathaniel Roberts
Vortigaunts have no genetals tho
Brody Thomas
i would
Anthony Hall
>what did Eli mean by this?
he wants to bleach his daughter so he has white grandkids
Eli is a man of science and does pay attention to the data, so he knows what would happen if she gets niggered
Jack Murphy
wow what a mutt
Ayden Reyes
>4000-5000 yrs ago, many cultures (Chinese, Sumarian, European) had evolved w written languages, laws, currency etc. NOT AFRICA, their education & domestication only began a few hundred years ago when "the boats" carried them to civilized lands, so it's only natural that you see this animalistic behavior, they've not evolved or advanced - call it a genetic defect. This is why prisons are over 65% black, laws are not biased.
Julian Hughes
Why the hell not? Gordon is a literal genius theoretical physicist that has known Alyx since she was born, is the greatest soldier in the entire resistance and defeats legions of its enemies easily, and knows and is personally friends with Eli himself. He is literally the perfect man that anyone can count on to get shit done. The only downside is that he can't see too good.
Ryan Sullivan
Ok racist
Ryder Robinson
>ad hominem
Imagine being afraid of facts.
Hunter Perez
Jeez, why is that HD always ruins the way models look? Or did they deliberately toned down her Asian side and turned up the monkeyness?
Aiden Morris
The HD model is weird. In some lighting conditions it looks fine and not too different from the old model, but under other conditions it looks really odd.
Christopher Gray
>Gordon please, I know black coffee ain't your thing, but Alyx is good for it, I swear
>She's the fittest thing this side of the Atlantic, you saw her in action, don't tell me dat ass ain't good for you
>I taught her all the Physics I know, her Asian side is more dominant, trust me. She was doing teleport experiments with me by her 16th birthday
>Gordon, she's still fertile and the field is down, we CAN'T waste any more time, she's 27 for God's sake
>be serious with me nigga, you're not gay, are you? You aren't a weirdo, like that freak Kleiner with his headcrab?
>When I met you in Black Mesa all these years ago, this was just a fantasy, but you are back and not a year older, I just have to give it a shot
>Gordon, please, just take her, she's all yours. We can't give up now, before this creepy fuck comes back...
What did he mean by this?
Robert Sanders
not while she's making that face
Easton Fisher
There's only one HL2 woman for me.
Christian Mitchell
That bitch wishes she was in Black Mesa all those years ago, I bet she's thinking that if she did the job and not Gordon then there would be no Resonance Cascade. Arrogant bitch, fuck her.
Charles Powell
>THAT WHITE ASS CRACKA FINNA STOLE HER SONUFABITCH
How did this line get greenlit?
Chase White
dun't care what anyone says
unchained eli at the end of alyx was, as they say, kino
Eli Morris
Jayden Nguyen
gordon u gotta believe me i'm a quadruple agent
Ryan Bailey
They would have scientist genes no matter what
John Lewis
m8 Id fuck a hole in a tree