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Who the fuck hates Doom Eternal?

>9.25
>9/10
>94/100
Shitters got filtered lmao.
>10/10
>10/10
>5/5
>10/10
>5/5
>5/5
Simps slurping Todd's cock for steady supply of preview copies.

Like what? Genuinely curious

There's absolutely no way most of those journalists beat the game.

I don't think your anime fairy music would fit well with the gameplay.

>no invasions
>no shotgun start mode
>STILL no additional master levels coming up on 7 months after launch
But hey, at least we get monthly Twitch-exclusive meme skins.

>Only 88 on metacritic
Why?

was always more of a quake guy i have to admit

Reviews dont mean shit retard, purely subjective
And the games probably my GOTY

most people legitimately lack the capacity to play fast paced fps.

I gave up after level 2 because I hate all the fucking platforming it shoved down my throat

What kind of simp you must be to avatarfagging as eceleb in every doom thread and paste exact same retarded shit. Do you honestly believe doing this or even doing it ironically makes less retarded?

How expensive is buying good reviews?

Its not its just shitposted about like every other new AAA game.

Where's closet reddithomo aka slaya poster

inb4 kbmbabs

its literally the same autist making threads all the time, like the dmc5 guy and the re2 guy

every platforming section takes less than 10 seconds, plus jumping and dashing is half the fun of this game

>I don't think your anime fairy music would fit well with the gameplay.
Umm sweetie....
youtube.com/watch?v=gnwV7qv_1vc

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doom eternal is closer to quake than old dooms desu

Ah yes the infamous dmc5-kun aka barry aka doaretard aka legacykilker

>woah you can jump
>it means quake
Desu you are retarded

what do you mean shotgun start mode

Doom 2016 feels like Quake 3 but Eternal feels like Halo5 MP

Why would you mention anime like Nintendo, Capcom, Sega, Square Enix, etc don't do good intense music? You think ultra generic orchestra shit would fit more?

You start every level with shotgun duh and puck up rest weapons on the level. It should come with dlc iirc

bro what doom 2016 is way too slow to feel like quake 3 and eternal way too fast to feel like gaylo

They managed to ruin every single thing about the game outside of the gameplay
Obviously that's what's most important in a Doom game but I don't see why they had to sabotage everything else about the aesthetic and story 2016 had

you ungrateful swine. id software has blessed this sorry ass timeline with the best AAA FPS we have gotten in over a decade and all you shitters can do is whine and complain. How dare you. How DARE you. You are unworthy of this masterpiece, this game is too good for you. Please just go back to whatever call of dooky crapfest you came from. Just GO.

It feels exactly like 5

What's wrong, anime tranny, are you waiting for your raid timer in "Super Mega Final Omega Fantasy 59©®™: I Swear This Time It's Final™©®" to expire? Are you stuck on the evil Japanese highschooler™ boss in "Fursona 5™©®: I Shoot Myself In The Head To Enter Super Sayian™©® Mode, Mom!" because you can't play Rock Paper Scissors? Or are you waiting for your BoyClit™ to recharge so you can coom to K-On!™ and Kin-iro! Mosaic™ gifs one last time before your Neo-Vagina™©® surgery in Thailand tomorrow?
No one who wants to buy or pirate Doom: Eternal cares that you and your 5 "friends" on Discord™©® decided to make incessant shitpost threads about the game. In fact, since we've already seen the exact same thing happen 4 years ago with Doom Reboot, this is what you're going to do:
1) Make these threads until the game releases
2) Buy it despite hating it "so you can prove Zig Forums wrong"
3) Seethe eternally (no pun intended) because it turns out the game is actually fun, something not yet achieved by Regendairy Nippon Consours Made Ob Purastik Forded Ober Wan Tausan Taimu™©® you pay your NEETbux to for season passes, exclusives inevitably ported or emulated on PC, and other nonsense you are the target audience for.
But hey, look on the bright side, Mr. anime tranny - once it's out, you can take a break from the four years of anti-Doom Reboot threads so you can spend another 6 making these, assuming you don't join the 41.3+% by then.
Have fun and remember - Douche and Dilate™!

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>using story as argument in doom games
Lmao
>aesthetic
Ah yes same looking hell and corridors from coom3

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the only thing that was "ruined" was the atmosphere but i'll take insanely improved gameplay and designs over that any day

garbage song

is this the gay fuck party theme?

It's like you missed the thread we literally JUST had where everybody was calling out the anti-Eternal shitposters

>implying
We have music farts
>youtu.be/ZPb0X2u0pb4
And guitar.
>youtu.be/-yEyGp9oGKc

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i could see how that would be the case if you are garbage at the game and don't use anything the game gives you, otherwise no that is a retarded statement

this.
Where is the techno, outta with this actual instruments shit.

I know you're being ironic but this game had the dumbest shill campaign in recent memory outside of Genshin

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This. I am doing nightmare difficulty. Truly a great game.