Can Nint0ddlers be anymore pathetic?
Can Nint0ddlers be anymore pathetic?
Jace Lopez
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Wyatt Gomez
5,000,000 for EVERYONE who was affected by the drift, not for the mother and his son, the article is misleading on purpose for clicks.
Isaac Robinson
This,
I have a Switch and I enjoy it.
But Nintendo are selling faulty goods and are continuing to sell faulty goods. They should literally pay for this, and 5m doesn't seem like enough.
Julian Barnes
Reminder Nintendo gets away with anything
This is the dark future without Iwata
Evan Jenkins
i have a feeling this joycon drift outrage shit is a vocal minority
Evan Morgan
Nah it’s not I got it
Caleb Miller
This is hell
You wouldve expected the Wii U to had manor issues over the Switch
Jeremiah Jackson
the thing about the joycon drift is that it literally is not an "if" it's a "when". every joycon will eventually drift after enough use. it's a material flaw in the design of the joystick. i've had my switch since christmas of last year and haven't had any signs of drifting, but it will happen eventually.
Austin Anderson
Maybe don't be a caveman and take care of your hardware and you don't have to deal with """"stick drift"""?
Sebastian Jones
It's a vocal minority but it's a larger group than your normal vocal minority as it's actually representative of a majority of owners, or at the very least a huge chunk. I've personally had 4 joycons and two hori pads. 3 of my joycons have had drift issues meanwhile the horis are fine. By comparison my pc 360 and Xbox one controllers and my ps3 and ps4 controllers are all in perfect working order. Nintendo really shat the bed with its controllers this gen
Thomas Roberts
Here's a pity (You), you actual fucking retarded cocksucker mongoloid.
Cameron Richardson
>sell defective product
>people are literally defending this
This is the peak of consumerism. Businesses have transcended the need to provide quality products and are now religions whose followers should count themselves lucky for receiving anything at all.
Aaron Gomez
I have it too, I had to buy the pro controller
Joshua Allen
You must agree though that going out of your way to maintain functions literally every other controller on the market had not needed for the past 30 years of gaming is an objective flaw and a unique detriment to this one controller design.
Hudson Peterson
Maybe don't be a cumguzzler and take care to not sound like a bootlicker and you don't have to deal with defending """"stick drift""""?
Jason Long
I also thought it was a vocal minority until I got drift and inaccuracies in all my joycon after having some time put into the switch, one set of which I had for less than 6 months despite taking good care of all my stuff. Until I sent them in for repairs (since it's free), I could really only play animal crossing due to needing to switch the L and R analog stick controls to make it tolerable to play.
Jack Peterson
you're a fucking smoothbrain trying to be smart for once in your life.
you're still fucking dumb.
Jackson Allen
Nope. I got it after about a week after buying. My sister also has it now, although hers held out longer.
Colton Davis
Its real, had two joycons drift over the course of 18 months.
>inb4 tendie defense force try to claim I was manhandling them or whatnot
Xavier Nguyen
>6 months (~2,000 hours) after purchase the sticks start fucking up on the Switch
>the nearly 40 year old Intellivision which my mother played to death because she loved Astrosmash and Lock 'n' Chase still works just fine
Doesn't matter if it's a vocal minority, it shouldn't be happening during the system's lifespan.
Colton Collins
based mom
Juan Perry
Zachary Campbell
yes user everybody’s a nintodddler to you even people who want them to go out of business
Kevin Nguyen
Look up what actually causes stick drift. NORMAL use of the controller causes rapid, permanent wear & tear of the analog stick
Carson Barnes
Good. Iwata would've apologized and given us free replacements had this happened under his watch.
Jack Foster
>ninteniggers are actually defending this
Austin Collins
I can take it anymore
Ethan Ross
I fixed joycon drift on my own by opening that piece of shit up. If you can't maintain it you deserve to lose all your cash buying new shit
Jeremiah Turner
I fucking hate brainlits.
Noah Rogers
It comes with regular use bootlicker.
Daniel Campbell
So can I get some free Joy Cons or what? I got a Switch last month and it's doing fine.
Jayden Richardson
MONKEY NO!!!!!!!!
Benjamin Gomez
It's not Nintendo's fault you people are careless with your joycons.
Jordan Baker
>nintie damage control agents itd
dont get me wrong I like my switch and its great but dude, the drift is real
Aiden Thomas
How do I get me some class action lawsuit money?
Jayden Cruz
better joy-con alternatives exist now, why even continue buying the legit joy-con
Ian Morgan
asking the real questions itt
Angel Myers
I dont believe there's a drift out-of-box. When I first saw this thing the day it released I noticed the sticks were as light weight as the vita sticks were. And I knew once gamers who play smash bros gets their hands on them they would rip that thing apart just like they kill gc controllers.
I tore both my 360 controllers up and they both have a drift now. Anyone who played mario party on N64 knows what happens to the controller afterwards... it leans and becomes loose like a whore.
So I think drift is bullshit. It's aggressive gameplay thats causing it. No one ever opens a fresh box, sincs, and then drifts. They always complain about it after they play.
Nathaniel James
How much would you get? Most of the time, class actions don't pay enough to buy lunch unless it's a bigass government pot of money for mesothelioma or some shit.
Luis Morgan
>American culture
Nolan Fisher
When did the Nintendium mines run dry?
Isaac Adams
go to mcdonalds, order coffee. then spill it on yourself. Next freak out when you realize it was hot and pretend you got 3rd degree burns.
in other words, be a village idiot and buy a lawyer.
Thomas Mitchell
>modseven
>brownhands
ew
Daniel Stewart
If the fucking Nintendo muppet admits that joycon drift is a critical issue, then you should also know better:
m.youtube.com
Easton Powell
Deserves it for buying such a disgusting Joy Con color.
Levi Cruz
Why should it matter if it drifts out of the box. No other controller I've ever owned has had this problem (not even my n64, which has a notoriously terrible joystick), but 2 pairs of joycons have started drifting now, and I don't even play smash.
Justin Baker
US still living rent free in the eurofag's head?
surprise surprise!
Hunter Sanchez
It happened to me but I bought a $10 repair kit off of Amazon that had all screw drivers, 2 joysticks, 4 rubber pads for joysticks, and metal pieces to fix the issue where your joycons don't "snap" properly (they go too far).
Made me learn about ribbon cables and took less than 10 mins to fix.
Nathaniel Campbell
The last good nintendo product was the gameboy
Asher Anderson
FUCK YOU, NINTENDO. YOU MAKE SHITTY CONTROLLERS AND NOT EVEN IN GOOD COLORS LIKE YOU DID WITH OTHER PRODUCTS YOU'VE MADE. NOT EVEN SPECIAL EDITIONS OUTSIDE OF FUCKING RED FOR MARIO. YES I MAD.
Michael Diaz
Don't be a nintenbro.