What the fuck is his problem?
Monster Hunter
Benjamin Morales
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Nathaniel Smith
He is in a boring game
Adam Harris
His design is pretty shit.
Alexander Cooper
How do you know it's boring?
Andrew Cook
He's a less cool version of a God Eater monster.
Jeremiah Hill
Because its monster hunter
David Lewis
He's upset that he was rejected from Nioh 2.
Colton Price
*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being the Palico of a female hunter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are healing, buffing, supporting a girl for 16 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by a Palamute. All the hard work you put into your beautiful girl - standing still while she was stunned, putting statuses on monsters, making sure she had a healthy diet, making forced puns, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the dog that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Supported the perfect hunter? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Palamute who had nothing to do with the way she hunted until Rise, who she mounts. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you helped her.
As a Palico of a female hunter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to support a girl for another creature to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Jeremiah Long
he knows he's a knock off
Christopher Torres
found a reason to hunt yet?, buddy
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Owen Reed
what if the huntress isn't white
Ayden Torres
Non white female hunters just hide it better
Joseph Cruz
I hope he'll be a good fight, that and removing the gray filter in the game.
Aiden Bell
ugly
Jack Ross
>still no good art of huntresses fucking their palamuted
Nathan Ortiz
What the fuck was this guy's problem?
Jayden Perry
>tfw no zinogre bf to take the knot and get forcefully electroejaculated for hours on end
Everyday I'm suffering.
Jackson Wilson
I'll roleplay it with you, as long as he's feral.
Henry James
God that's such a nice looking lance. That was one of the first weapons of that event I made. All of them look nice but that lance is something else. Fucking love that shit.
Michael Clark
Caligula?
Adam Anderson
Is Safi lance good? I wanted to play gunlance, but to craft a decent build it looks like I need to unlock silver rathalos and farm raging brachy, so I need to play something meanwhile
Camden Mitchell
He said literally the worst design flagship ever. He’s supposed to be a flaming samurai tiger, but instead he looks like shit Chinese zignore knockoff
Joseph Bailey
Just grab a lance and get to poking, metaslave. Just eat the extra 20 seconds a non-optimal loadout will tack on to your hunt.
Josiah Davis
>25 mins
Jesus
Ethan Young
>25min , Lance
Grayson James
Safi gear is great. Just awaken attack on it, don't fall for the purple trap. Lance needs some buffer sharpness.
Brandon Reyes
Yeah but you'll need to get Protective Polish if you want to keep purple on it
Or just skip the purple and give it a good chunk of white, and dump the rest into Attack
Jacob Perry
What's the problem, anons? I like taking my time when hunting a new monster, so that I can get to know its moveset a bit. Please, show me your clear times on him while using a lance!
Jordan Butler
It's a Zinogre, 10 mins or so should be easy enough with any weapon but especially Lance since it hard counters both of them. Especially now that he doesn't have the dragonball spam.
Noah Adams
HEs easy to sub 10 user, he has a lot of moves you can clutch counter, and he has poke opening after every attack, during howl, and after body slam
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Of you’re taking 25min in a zignore user then you’ll never beat fatalis (he’s in iceborne as of oct 1st)
Bentley Gutierrez
It was literally his first encounter with Stygian. How do you expect people to instantly know openings?
Jaxon Martin
So show me your clear time of Stygian Zinogre with a lance, user. If it's easy to do below ten minutes, then surely you should be able to provide this piece of evidence and prove whatever point you think you're trying to make, right?
Jace Anderson
You can kill anything in the game in like 10 minutes it's not exactly an outrageous statement
If it's your first time fighting that monster then whatever, there's no need to be a defensive faggot over it
Aaron Ortiz
I'm not being defensive whatsoever, user! You say you can kill this monster below ten minutes using a lance. Show me! I want to tell you you did a great job, but I can't exactly suck your dick for no reason, now can I?
Matthew Rogers
Just give me a demo already.