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Why didnt mordor create more rings

really though what games do have marriage mechanics?

will penetrate it with MUHDIKK for mother mordor

they're taking the hobbits to isengard

Fable allows you to marry anyone. I remember marrying a cute girl that ran a shop and it got difficult buying stuff from her because she kept acting like I wanted to fuck her. So I did but I still needed to buy stuff from her.

White gold > gold

uOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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Why did the ring want some random guy (Sauron)? Shouldn’t it be reversed?

It's called Moredoor not Morering

reminder that this is a fantasy about a midget that overpower the whole magic world
they'll never learn

have sex

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DOUBT IT EVEN HAS A RELEASE DATE

The Ring is Sauron (part of his will).

Leaves are falling all around
It's time I was on my way
Thanks to you I'm much obliged
For such a pleasant stay
But now it's time for me to go
The autumn moon lights my way
For now I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's headed my way
Ah, sometimes I grow so tired
But I know I've got one thing I got to do
Ramble on
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song
I'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girl
On my way
I've been this way ten years to the day
Ramble on
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams
Got no time for spreadin' roots
The time has come to be gone
And thoough our health we drank a thousand times
It's time to ramble on
Ramble on
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song
I'm going 'round the world, I got to find my girl
On my way
I've been this way ten years to the day
I gotta ramble on
I gotta find the queen of all my dreams
I ain't tellin' no lie
Mine's a tale that can't be told
My freedom I hold dear
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air
'T was in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum, and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her
Her, her, yeah
Ain't nothing I can do, no
I guess I keep on rambling
I'm gonna, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sing my song (I gotta find my baby)
I gotta ramble on, sing my song
Gotta work my way around the world baby, baby
Ramble on, yeah
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, my baby
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo
I gotta keep searching for my baby
(Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby)
I gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby
(My, my, my, my, my, my, my baby)
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I can't find my bluebird
I listen to my bluebird sing
I can't find my bluebird
I keep rambling, baby
I keep rambling, baby

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Why didn't the eagles fly Frodo to Mt Doom?

> faggot nerds mistake a wedding band for Lord of the Ring prop

None of you will ever own one in real life anyway.

The whole point of the trilogy was that Frodo and Sam were small enough to sneak through Mordor and avoid Sauron's gaze.
How do you propose giant flying eagles would avoid Sauron's gaze?

The eagles would have taken the ring from frodo

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any harvest moon/story of season games, also rune factory

thanks now downloading that song now

t. sauron

download kashmir too

MapleStory

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>Those cut ins on the top right
I miss maplestory

>you will never watch the LotR trilogy for the first time again

God damn that was comfykino

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GIVE ME THE FUCKING RING AND NOBODY GETS HURT

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TO ISENGARD
TO ISENGARD

>You can never unwatch The Hobbit movies

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Those movies came out at the perfect time in history. Just in time for the CGI stuff to not look like shit, and early enough so that americans didn't start inserting their shitty politics into it.

>tfw didn't watch the LotR trilogy until I was 21 because I didn't want to get into "nerdy DnD shit"

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Only faggots get married

I remember marrying some girl and she used to give me money when i came to here from time to time. One time she gave like some legendary boots and i was so confused but also happy.