THIS SUMMER

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maro if he movied

Wooooooow

IS ALREADY OVER

FINE, I'LL DO IT:
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler What a bummer!
>Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio "in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?"
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach "fire flower?"
>Peach kicks him in the balls
>"AAAAA My fire balls!"
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>montage of slap stick
>bowser twerking
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
>toad doing a head spin
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.

CAUSE TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT

MARIO IF HE CANT BREATHE

Fuck.

kino

lmao

>KOOPA FOOTBALL PLAYER

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Mario if he kneel

He looks like he fucks white princesses

You forgot the obligatory humoristic trailer end scene which will appear in literally every trailer and is the only actually funny scene in the entire movie.

>trailer narrator: "And... Saving the Princess?!"
>music stops
>cuts to Peach parodying the Matrix and karate kickflipping bad guys
Peach: "I'm not just a pretty face ya'know?"
>kesha by tik tok comes back in full swing as the film's logo is shown

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He looks like a poo

The trailer that comes to mind for me instantly that does this except it was every single fucking scene that was "funny" in the whole movie was the dukes of Hazzard with Sean William Scott and Johnny Knoxville.

Mario if he kill

CHARGIN CHUCKS

CHARGIN SNEEDS

Mario if he's Italia