TLOZ Races thread

Your mom doesn't have girls

Are the sages really dead?

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yes, "sage" means "dead" in Japanese, which is why "sage" goes in the options in Zig Forums threads to not let them bump

Imagine choosing a fish whore instead of a Gerudo

It's heavily implied.

Yeah, why would anyone ever pick the sexy fish monstergirl instead of a standard Human? It's really confusing

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>no thick milf Ruto or Mipha with huge fish ass and titties
Why is ours such a boring reality

Link gets sent back in time at the end and prevents the events of the adult timeline, so no. Link definitely warns Zelda about Ganondorf's plan then heads to zora bay to cash in on that fish puss

Dunno why people think this. You don't need to die to fulfill your duty as a sage.

They needed to die to become a sage to begin with. You think Saria survived going into the forest temple?

It's headcanon by people who desperately want Zelda to be dark and edgy.

who's that smelly blue goron??

Ruto had to lay her eggs in front of Link and watch Link jerk off and jizz on all the eggs to fertilize them

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The only sage who isn't dead is Zelda. The rest are all strongly implied to have died in their respective dungeons.

>ruto ever accepting some landlubber without saving her life first and showing off how badass he is
Ha

The same reason the blood textures were removed from the bottom of the well. Think of the children. We don't want them getting aroused or spooked.

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Ayy lmao

Wouldn't we need to find their successors then?
One more strike against OoT 3D

that's nonsense and directly countered by every appearance of a sage in later games
hell, in WW they can't do their job *because* they're dead

Nothing says going back fixed the issues of the first 3 dungeons. Whose to say that Link could not rerescue Ruto from Jabu Jabu?

Explain Rauru.

What about him? He's flying around as an owl.

Jabu Jabu wouldn't have been infected and swallowed her to begin with if Ganondorf hadn't fucked with him iirc

This is the only post ITT that taught me something

Looks like a ayyyylmao fagdresser

>tfw morpha scored this fishpussy before link

doesn't really matter, they were defeated by the temple bosses and ascended to sage duty regardless. Being a sage is a 24/7 forceghost job so they're busy in the sacred realm.

The other sages can also manifest in the real world, but they have to live in the sacred realm. Rauru is ancient.

>vape

I don't see them as much different from the champions other than the champions were explicitly stated to have died. The rest of their situations and purpose is practically identical.

imagine the smell

I don't like the smell of fish.