Daily Super Mario Sunshine hate thread

Daily Super Mario Sunshine hate thread.

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"Piracy" is a spook made to make you feel bad about technological advances creating a post-scarcity utopian digital environment in order to protect an archaic and technologically outdated lucrative business model. When the farm worker gets replaced nobody bats an eye, when the businessman gets replaced everybody loses their minds. Just let piracy be and let the games industry die and let games return to smaller budget productions made from love and enthusiasm only.

It's a great game, OP. Better than Galaxy.

all 3D mario games are great except sunshine, how did they mess it up this bad?

>delayed jump
>runs like he’s constantly on ice
>feels like he’s made of rubber and is launched off of anything he touches if he bumps into it with even a modicum of momentum
>slightly tilting the control stick to walk is registered at moving full speed half the time
>just fucking phases through everything due to the gme being a buggy unfinished mess
>hitting an angle at juuuust the wrong direction will cause mario to begin sliding down at 100MPH
>refuses to grab things
>will fall through the ledges of platforms more often than actually grabbing them when walking up to the edge
>no fucking long jump
>no fucking backflip, forcing you to use the side-jump, which opens you up to the high probability of any of the things listed above happening and fucking you over, that otherwise wouldn’t happen with a stationary backflip
Seriously, why do we like this game again?

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This.

Literally the best mario game, kys

Imagine getting so filtered by a children's video game that you have to make a thread on a Filipino Fishing Forum.

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Why do you guys lie?

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Best Mario game ever, frens

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>Just let piracy be and let the games industry die and let games return to smaller budget productions made from love and enthusiasm only.
The idea is great, but in practice look at an average indie game and that's what your AA and AAA games would be replaced with.

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Finally, someone says it.

>>no fucking backflip

He has one, it's just gated behind the regular spray. You hold R in place and press A, but this also causes a wide spray so it feels like shit to use since wide sprays are tied to the A button and also wastes water needlessly

only zoomers can't succeed at the best Mario game, Sunshine.

Who cares? There are already more good games in existence than any one person could reasonably play in a lifetime. We don't need more either way

Sounds like someone got filtered

You'd think since the graphics still hold up they'd enjoy it more over 64, but the game is just blatantly unpolished and zoomers have a lower tolerance threshold for that kind of thing since all their triple AAA games come out unfinished

>how do we justify having the hovernozzle through level design?
>just make every gap twice as long so they can't jump across it
>how long should it take to nozzle across?
>idk, maybe 3 or 4 times as long as a long jump?

>no fucking backflip
backflip is a bigger crutch than fludd
What does a backflip do that a slide flip can't other than being easier for shitters to pull off while standing in place?

That still doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Mario literally has access to like, 4 useless moves in Super Mario 64 like breakdancing, but it still exists right there in the manual. I get that you're trying to hate on Sunshine but don't be dishonest about it. If the shitter wants to go through all the extra steps to backflip off a buggy ass palm then let him. The overpowered and overtuned spin jump invalidates all movement options anyways.

I'm enjoying the fuck out of it, the blue coins are a bit annoying on a first playthrough though. All this spin jumping will definitely break my joycons though which fucking sucks

reminder that this user is a discord schizo, that or this is just a cheap imitator of the aforementioned discord schizo

>MUH DISCORD MUH DISCORD
stay mad

The game was designed for retarded kids. Jumping across the gap, then pressing another button is a lot of mental effort to them and they'll be probably looking at the controller while doing it.

Literally get good.

I started off hating Sunshine and considering it to be easily the worst Mario game, but everytime I replay it I end up liking it more. I’ve never had this happen with any other game. Why does Sunshine do this to me?

>that's what your AA and AAA games would be replaced with.
I don't play either of those shits.
Indies are life now. And Wait! Life is Beautiful! is cool.

I had this conversation recently and the consensus I came to is that those who enjoy Sunshine have just become accustomed to its bullshit. Tell me, user, have you gotten accustomed to its bullshit? Do you have a love for beach/tropical aesthetics? Is the music growing on you? Try to think of the reasons there are for Sunshine to be gradually sucking you in like this.

FUCK the manta ray, knocking me into electric goop is bullshit

I think attributing all dissenting opinions from your echo chamber narrative to imaginary schizos camping out on Discord is the real schizo behavior. You'd have to be a schizo to claim Sunshine is a well designed game anyway

please be bait

I think I’ve come to appreciate its movement and levels more. The more bullshit levels (pachinko, watermelon, lily pad, etc) are more like challenges to me now instead of non-playtested garbage. The movement seems like a looser and more fluid 64 instead of the slippery disaster I remembered it as.