Max
Max
could any Zig Forums poster potentially get with Max? What are her standards?
I couldn't see a Zig Forumstard getting with her, but maybe /lit/ or Zig Forums fags
I thought she was a dyke.
Is my wife. Let’s make this a respectful thread Zig Forums...but remember, she’s mine.
I love you Max!
Life is strange fucking sucks.
I love her so much. I want to breed her.
She was friendly with that Zig Forumstard in the game.
minnie
WOWSERS
Plz no bully
It's very cheesy but I play it cause of the waifus
I want to be__ Max!
On a serious note, the first game is decent; the first four episodes do a solid job of buildup but the final episode really dropped the ball and essentially copped out with a generic/cliche ending. Still, it has a great atmosphere and I love the soundtrack; it was the background music to my life the year the game came out.
>tfw played and enjoyed all the LiS games
>Zig Forums only cares about the waifus of the first game
Here's the Max easter egg in LiS2 for you anyway.
A bbc and chloe or rachel's approval
loved the second one, but it just wasn't as inconic as the first
>buy instant camera
>win
Based. no wonder jefferson had it that easy
>be me
>actual certified wizard and neet
>Also neonatalist and volcel afraid of relations and having children due to shitty childhood, crazy parents, and almost every couple I grew up with being toxic
>Used to pass as normie and had a large circle of friends who all eventually left hometown and most ghosted
>best friend (Nay) is big fat dyke from high school who saved my life and we still talk for hours constantly with some of our Vent/TS/Discord vidya and draw friends
>She announces she's visiting home
>Discord friend (Mo) says she wants to come too and bring her best friend (Blu) and some others
>Mo says Blu likes girls too and thinks they'll be good couple
>Nay tells me to be her wingman and get to know her
>Tell me she looks almost exactly like Chloe from LiS and teases me relentlessly for it. But too bad! She's gay and hers!
>Meet Mo and Blu at airport
>Spitting image of Chloe
>Blue hair
>Pixie cut
>tats
>sea blue eyes with epicanthic folds
>pale milky skin
>thin and tall like a model
>Warm smile
>Not just in looks but some odd similarities
>Smokes like a chimney
>Swears like sailor
>A bit abrasive on surface but sweet once you get to know her. Yandere.
>Mustachioed dad in law enforcement
>Asshole stepdouche constantly barking at her and telling her to stop making noise even when she's quiet.
Cont
>Mo brings Instant camera with her and constantly takes pics and gives them to us.
>Max and Chloe
>Blu is sad and dealing with trauma.
>But I make her smile when she is sad or nervous
>And laugh. A lot
>She laughs at all my dumb jokes even when I flub
>Keeps touching me
>Everytime we meet up as group Blu wants to be right next to me and talk only to me
>Holds my hand while walking
>Blu ignores Nay
>Nay ignores Blu
>During BBQ at Nay's Blu straight up rubs her foot against mine, and then stares and smiles at me
>Feel weird
>like bad wingman
>Nay reveals the truth: Blu is bi. Nay never intended to be with Blu and thought she would be perfect for me due to our similarities and my LiS fixation
>Knew I'd never agree to be with her upfront due to my forever alone attitude but would develop feelings if forced to interact
>Knew I'd be terribad wingman
is that all it takes for arthoes
HEY MAX
LET'S GO COMPLETELY APE
too bad youre still a nazi and the only reason shes into you is daddy issues huh? swallow the blue pill and have a happy life.
I know it’s not true, but if it were I’d be happy for you user.
Warren deserves her.
Continue
I am not even white and one of those posters defending "Cuckmann" and Zig Forums's dreaded SJW boogeyman agenda
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Some people here want to fugg Max. I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fucking troon
why
wats wrong w/ sankaku is it kill?