>Game has vikings
>Their helmets have horns
Game has vikings
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>they also wear no armor, some even go barefoot
>they do autistic screams as they attack
Who cares, retard?
>>Game has vikings
>>Their helmets dont have horns
FUCK REALISM, THE HORNS LOOKED COOL
>Game has vikings
>Game tries to pretend they werent roving gangs of looters and rapists
looking forward to the new AC too
Newsflash: Jesus wasn't white, either.
This, I don't watch to see a T-Rex with feathers and be a weak scavenger either.
>game has asian inspired area
>ninja/samurai everytime
>scream kungfu shit on attack
also half the population in 1800s poland was black
>game does thing for fun, style etc
>UHHHH ackshually the way you use a two handed sword is you hold the blade in your hands and hit the enemy with the handle
t. Shekelstein
I almost never see horned helmets when vikings are depicted in fiction. The only time I do is when they're going for a very cartoonish look.
Why do people get so triggered by horned helmets in the past few years?
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>game has viking
>they take their wives to pillage with them instead of raping
Le half naked berserker wearing nothing but leather, fur, and horn helmet looks retarded, gay, and has been done to death. You fags only like it because you're a bunch of closeted homos who wants to see muscular, sweaty men.
>daneshit
Well there’s your first problem.
I wonder if she thinks that shield is heavy
Based
the danes were the real vikins, the swedes were their cucks, the norvegians are just danes who settled in the fjords and the finns are mongols
It actually has been done a lot but somehow vikings never fail to make something popular.
wait hol up. you're telling me living in a desert for centuries doesn't make your skin light?
>it's another foreigners trying to make sense of our culture yet won't even bother to learn old norse to make sense of it episode
>t. not scandinavian
>It's another your country melts down and destroys precious historical artifacts for their metal content because they're slowly being conditioned to not care about white culture episode
Fast jag är det. Please come back when you've learned all Nord languages, including Old Norse and the English language that stole our vocabulary.
What the fuck are they wearing. I havent seen LARP costumes this bad yet. Common kids, its not that hard to google how viking clothed themselves.
tell me this isn't true.
It's absolutely true. Some nordic country was melting down old viking relics they were getting from a recent archeological dig because they said "they had enough of them" and valued the money they'd get from melting them down more. Probably Sweden.
Sounds like bullshit. Like something taken out of context and blown out of proportion.
where does the horns come from then ?
Knowing Sweden I wouldn't be suprised butis pretty likely aswell.
t. finnmongol.
idk if i had like 500 viking helmets and needed money, i'd melt a dozen or so
Hah, I fucking knew it was Sweden. It's always Sweden.
Any non-parody website source?
god fucking damnit...
>>/reddit/ might suit you better, faggot
I mean, wouldn't you make more money selling the artifacts to rich collectors, especially with certificates of authenticity proving they came from a dig and are real viking knickknacks?
I hope you didnt post this as a serious source, this is some low effort retard baiting site.
maybe there really is an overabundance of artifacts and nobody gives a shit
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here's the original which is linked in the site you absolute mongoloid leftards
>It was posted by muh niggers man, so it must be true.
Retard it reads like a 1st graders angsty rant. Wake up sheep.
based mount and blade viking poster
reads like fox news wrote that headline
>reads like fox news wrote that headline
Thanks, turns out its sourceless. You dumb nigger, you do realise you have to go to the primary source not just a dead end. No wonder you get this upset over fictional things.
No shit, Jesus takes the form of whatever race's church he is in. Jews really do make great con artists.
Are you gonna bitch about double-bladed axes next?
>game is viking setting
>Christianity bad
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why do leftoids have sub-saharan nigger IQ?
wtf Todd lied to me??