Helllloooooo Zig Forums. It's me! Captain Hiney! I heard you were in the market looking for a new video game...

Helllloooooo Zig Forums. It's me! Captain Hiney! I heard you were in the market looking for a new video game. WELL DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU! hahhahaaha. *Rolls on the floor into a shelf of games causing them to fall on him* Now let's see...where did I put that. OH! Here it is. I think you'll like this one. *Gives you a copy of Geshin Impact*

Ahhh.. Genshin Impact, what a marvelous treat! it has everything you fellas would like! better visuals and 60FPS, engaging gameplay, deep lore and of course cute girls. And just ignore the Chinese text, we promise we won't steal your data and give it to the CCP ahahahaha "looks around worried"

Ta-ta! I've got more chumps to scam, I-I mean costumers to sell that's right. Enjoy!!!

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Gonna need someone to vocaroo this. Red guy is based af

read it in his voice

HOLY based

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love this nigga

Cow and Chicken was the shittiest cartoon on the channel during it's era.

>Not "Rear Admiral Floyd"
You had one job.

Shitty character from a shitty cartoon promoting a shitty "game". Pottery.

Why did he ALWAYS have his whole ass out?

Ass funny

Mike, Lu and Og was worse

Today OP was not a faggot.

>Shitty character from a shitty cartoon promoting a shitty "game". Pottery

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this cartoon was horrible

Explain

Red Guy was Roger before Roger

basically

this show was just ren and stimpy but worse

Why were there asses everywhre in that show?

They were trying to copy Ren & Stimpy but failing at it since they didn’t understand what made it special

Reminder that Cow and Chicken was so shit that it never reached the 2000s. It started and ended in the 90s.

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I miss this set of cartoons mixed with the old ones on the weekend:

Wacky Races
Hong Kong Phooey
The Hair Bear Bunch
Captain Caveman
Scooby Doo
Tom & Jerry

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>tfw the dude did Cow and Chicken as well

later dexter seasons were shit
later jb seasons were shit
don't get me started on ppg lmao

Too bad he hates Trump

The average Zig Forums user wasn't born when Dexter aired. SAD!

The most soul on Zig Forums in a decade

lol

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Based

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I had Rear Admiral Floyd song stuck in my head at work last night after the last thread

LoL I love china

This show was better

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How was old Cartoon Network so consistently kino?

Red Guy is fucking based

The theme song is based

then: "how can we make a fun, entertaining show?"


now: "how can we cram as many minorities and sexual genders as we can into our show?"

its like back then when Zig Forums actually had some good threads.
thanks OP

>t. Nickfag

>ended before it got soulless and unfunny
I see no problem.

Kino show filled with quick gags and visuals that aren't onscreen for long.

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ur mum was the shittiest mother on the history of all mothers lmao