STEVE (YES THE STEVE FROM MINECRAFT) PRE-GAME THREAD

Steve pre-game thread.
Get in here, boys.
Let us talk about the tears that will pour when us Stevechads block everyone from their wins online.

Attached: steve.jpg (480x263, 23.42K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/yPnzqKo7Tnk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Somebody post GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING pasta one last time

Post in my fucking thread, fucking niggers.

Whatever
Fuck you, guys

How viable do you think he will be?
How fun?
I doubt i will know what it is like to fight an experenced steve player due to the fact that i dont have online or a LAN adapter but i magine it will be intesting

Attached: Screenshot_20201008-193848_YouTube.jpg (1280x720, 239.53K)

We don't say the n-word here.

Yes we do

NIGGER

I'm gonna get some matches in against a CPU Banjo to get a feel for the character. I'm pretty much done with Smash online until online is actually good, and since this is Nintendo, that's unlikely.

So where is he? Wasn't he supposed to be out today?

Might be high or top tier. Will DEFINITELY be top fun

Attached: FD585AE8-C40A-47A2-A561-699740785299.gif (200x172, 2.16M)

3 and a half hours left, I think.

WE WANT STEVE
RELEASE STEVE NOW
YOUR TIME IS OVER BANJOKES
FUCK NINTENDO

Guys, not to mislead you but...
Freddy is next

As a Mii costume

He's in

Attached: SMASH_LEAK.webm (711x400, 1.74M)

>can't jump in a platform fighter
>banjo is still talked about when its supposed to be about steve

Attached: 11aeab49a9e2a6d7d65a66eaf84777c2.gif (400x400, 341.35K)

Yeah

Please tell me that it will be possible to mod that glorious model unto the real Steve

I'm always happy knowing full well that Banjo got in first, was a huge fan service, and Stevefags will never understand that theirs is just a soulless cashgrab akin to Byleth.

Attached: 98c.png (884x458, 337.15K)

Yes but he’ll just be as static as normal Steve

reminder to all banjofags
youtu.be/yPnzqKo7Tnk

Would still put freddy fazbear in the same game as sans, solid snake, and sonic. what a time to be alive

I'm ok with that. The awkward movement will only make it look shittier

I don't care for Minecraft.
I don't care for Smash Bros.
But why do I care is that some people seriously got upset over that.

FUCKING
BASED

Nobody uses banjo

>Banjo assist trophy

ah good stuff

Attached: a71.png (510x546, 15.23K)

Does anyone have that image of + and - of all nerfs and buffs every character has received?

Except for the people that do use him?

I don't think any character that looks like the one in the OP is actually in smash

The flossing always kills me

>Soulless cashgrab
Sakurai busted his fucking ass implementing Steve's gimmick, and he's sure as hell a lot more unique than Banjo is gameplay wise so I don't get your logic here.

Banjo most definitely has the least amount of effort put into him of all the dlc characters.

I just want to beat the living shit out of the degenerate who made this

Because people on the internet can't just enjoy things anymore, they need to be able to look down on others over it too. Attention whores lying to them about Smash reveals was a golden ticket for that type of shitposting, causing people to form biases and allegiances to fictional characters solely to shitpost about them getting into Smash and so they spread it around like a fucking cancer and make all Smash discussion impossible.

Attached: 5fd.png (958x717, 645.57K)

why is it missing the beginning?

Whatever cunt, Banjo still got in first and nothing will ever change that.

Attached: Get fucked.jpg (634x456, 33.49K)

Broken as fuck
Unfun to play against