My GF wanted to play this because you get to play as a girl and now she can't sleep with lights off anymore...

My GF wanted to play this because you get to play as a girl and now she can't sleep with lights off anymore, I had to buy a small lamp and stick it in the corner of our bedroom

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tell ur gf shes being a phaggot

>playing a video game gave her schizophrenia and now she actually thinks aliens are real.

this game actually got me over my xenomorphfobia

tell your gf to try and grow as a person

She needs BBC and she’ll be back to normal

>now she can't sleep with lights off anymore, I had to buy a small lamp and stick it in the corner of our bedroom
BUILT

Women are the worst :/

I told her that "You're being hysterical" but she yelled "STOP!" and looked like she was about to hit me

How did your Fleshlight play a videogame?

How did SEGA manage to pull this game's atmosphere off? I said before and I'll say again that whoever was over this should be over the next Silent Hill. I'm playing through this now and I love this.

Nah, she's a real girl

It's especially mindboggling since the studio that made the game has only made strategy and/or sports games apart from this

The Jurassic World survival horror VR game looks like it's 1:1 ripped off from this apart from the shit graphics

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M_tt's L_w

I would stick my lamp in your GF, if you know what I mean.

Is it small, too?

This.

Buy a xenomorph costume and wear it while standing over her when she wakes up to go pee. She'll love it.

She probably fucks black guys

Scare her in her sleep to the point of mentally breaking, as a joke.

you need to pretend to be an alien and scare the shit out of her

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Based working joe

I uninstalled this game yesterday at the first encounter with four human enemies. Shit sucks, their fire rate is too much.

Haha gottem

set the house on fire too, to send a message

Why not just sneak around them?

Women really are mentally children

Chase her and when she starts running tell her that its a safety hazard

>house

We're not rich

My gf for whatever reason never picks the girl character, just goes with the weirdest monster there is.

That's adorable.

Taking full inspiration from the first movie in a way no one really has before really did the trick I think. I fucking love advanced yet archaic future technology settings like this.

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I did, I even look up a YouTube guide but they always shoot me in the back. I could've crafted a medkit and survived the gunshots but I knew the rest of the games was going to be like that so I fucked off.

Your imaginary gf is a pussy.

your girlfriend is a faggot

That was one of the 2 human encounters in the game