What video game character could beat The Ultimate Lifeform in a straight up fight without tricking him into an active...

Why on earth was ASB delisted in PAL territories? I could just buy the American version but then I couldn't play (the probably dead) online on my primary account. My friend owns the game so I could just borrow it off him but I really want Iggy and he's a DLC character.

Why would someone shot a man after throwing him into a volcano?

>Destroys Polnareff within seconds of meeting him
>Is (literally) instrumental in beating N'Doul i.e. one of the most dangerous villains in the part
>Finishes off Anubis
>Repeatedly fucks up Oingo and Boingo's plan (was probably the only one aware of him given his nose and constant convenient intervention)
>Probably could have easily beaten Mariah if he'd given a fuck
>Fucks up Boingo once again for good measure
>Murders Pet Shop and Kenny G (the latter in a single hit)
>Vanilla Ice would have murdered them all if not for his sacrifice
>Farts in his face as he's getting kicked to death just to fuck with him
>Has the best looking Stand in the series that's borderline invincible
Cannot find a more based character in the series

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Donkey Kong would just punch him and turn his head into paste.

The strongest being in the universe

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Kratos would probably find a way I dunno. Dude specialises in murdering gods.

I always thought it was a bit silly that it was implied that we would never drift to another planet or asteroid or something.

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Really wish they’d do a follow up on Eyes of Heaven. I bought it on sale and I’m playing through the story mode right now. It’s not nearly as bad as I was expecting. I just wish there was an option for 1v1 battles, a practice mode, or even just something explaining how the fuck certain things work. It’s about my only complaint that a lot of the gameplay is needlessly obfuscated

COME AND GET EM

They never implied it because it doesn't really matter. They make it clear that he was like that for so long that his mind just broke and he stopped thinking.

I've heard about this novel but what.

>Funnier Valentine

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Seriously what? Is it like a spoof spinoff or something?

Space is big. The chances of a human-sized object actually colliding with something that could stop its momentum is horribly unlikely.

What would you rather be stuck in a room with for a week? A Marvel movie fan, a Rick and Morty fan or a Jojo fan?

Jojo fan and it’s not even close

jojo fun
we would fuck like rabbits

Sonic.

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i miss iggy :,(

How is the Jojo fan even comparable to the two inhumans you mentioned

Funnier Valentine is Funny Valentine's song. Funnier Valentine has a son named The Funniest Valentine. The "The" is part of his name.
This is not a joke.
It's a LN spinoff, but is not a spoof. Everything in Jorge Joestar is presented 100% seriously.

Flandre

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Marvel fans are mostly just normal people.

A Marvel movie fan is just a normalfag. You're not going to die from interacting with them but you're really not getting anything substantial either. JoJofags come in flavors but they're annoying memespouters thriving in the YouTube comment section and powerlevelfaggots at worst so you'll live. That rules out Rick and Morty fans.

I don't know how Japanese people do this shit near constantly and present it 100% seriously.

Jojo fan
I get the fanbase is shit, but I can't help but admire Araki and his work in Jojo for how many risks he takes with it. Not many pieces of media rival it in terms of its ridiculousness and diversity (in setpieces, direction, themes, etc.).
I'd take my chances with a Jojo fan because they wouldn't run out of things to talk about. Simply talking about Jojo is just fucking insane yet enthralling on its own, compared to fucking Marvel or Rick and Morty at least.

>Funnier Valentine has a son named The Funniest Valentine. The "The" is part of his name.
>This is not a joke.

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>but I can't help but admire Araki and his work in Jojo for how many risks he takes with it. Not many pieces of media rival it in terms of its ridiculousness and diversity (in setpieces, direction, themes, etc.).
It's about as bog standard a shonen as it gets down to the constant flashbacks to shit that happened ten minutes prior and patronisingly explaining everything to the audience. He just murders more dogs than usual.

Wait until you hear about alternate universe Keichio Nijimura's stand: NYPD Blue.
It's literally just a cop. His stand is a cop.
Not a ghost cop or anything, an actual, honest-to-god, bog-standard police officer with a New York accent, wearing a "I

god, I love this stupid shit