SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE

SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE

AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

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your mom is quick and nimble

I want to ____ that monkey.

Why haven't they brought her back? She could work as a playable character in a 2d dk game

is that you god?

>We're never going to see Tiny, Chunky or Lanky again because of Nintendo cracking down on MUH BRAND IMAGE.

It'd be nice to just give them some cameos in another DK game.

This was back when Nintendo games could experiment.
Welcome to the nu-Nintendo era buddy, where everything must be squeaky clean and family friendly to the Nintendo targeted demographic: Kids and their family.
This is why we haven't seen certain things in a while:
>No Camelot humans in the Mario universe anymore(Apparently they were supposed to appear in Oddessy but Nintendo refused this idea)
>No Mr Toadstool
>No DK characters outside of Donkey Kong, Diddy and Dixie
>No new Mario strikers
>No new unique plots in Mario games since Mario Party 10
>Bowser has no personality anymore

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Why yes user

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Not trying to be racist, but she looks and mannerism of a black girl

Not really.

Super Sluggers was unironically one of the most fun Mario sports games Nintendo's ever made, and all the DK characters were a great idea. When are they making a sequel for the Switch?

Btw, Mario Tennis Aces was shit. The original on the N64 was way better

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you're such a sleeze

Yes really. Also I would know because im a white guy that has all black friends and only dated black girls, while you on the other hand is a virgin loser incel that lives in their moms basement.

There's nothing "black" about her mannerisms.

Nice headcanon fag

Shes got too much SEX

She looks like she fucks human males.

I'll never forgive Miyamoto. He's a fucking hack

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wew quite the hostile lashout from a simply put dismissal. I wonder what thats about?

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>OC recolor toads vs on-brand, recognizable designs that everyone loves

Top half looks like some DeviantArt 5-year-old's "toadiverse" designs for his fanfiction story that's already 50 half-page chapters in. Fuck off.

this is the most obvious bait on the planet

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You are retarded and it’s sad. I’ll pray for you.

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Absolutely this. However Toadsworth and Toadette don't have a design that looks too OCish compared to a lot of the NPCs you see in the paper mario games

WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
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spank?

Deviantart characters don't have a simple, easily visually defined role like being a bartender or a maid or a chauffeur with a simple color scheme, you fucking retard. They're always sparkledog nonsense. The top characters aren't the least bit comparable. You are beyond stupid if you can't tell the difference.

Monkeys are the only anthro I have ZERO interest in fucking. I fucking hate monkeys gorrilaz chimpanzee orangetang

Bottom one is better in the long run? Top one is literally just Smurfs.

user you can't say that, that's racist.

FIRE IN SPURTS