>it's a station that plays games
>let's call it...playstation
bravo, sony...
It's a station that plays games
Thomas Martin
Levi Thompson
Coming from a PiiPuu and Edgebox lover.
Jack Hughes
>it's microsofts crossing over to video games
>call it crossbox
how do they do it
Samuel Stewart
>it's a we nintendo
>call it nintendo wii
Nicholas Wright
>a cube shaped videogame console
>how should we name it?
Bentley Rivera
>it's a handheld that plays games for boys
>let's call it... game boy
Wyatt Smith
A cube that plays games...
James Morris
Retard
XBOX = DIRECTX BOX
Joseph Price
>it's not a workstation computer
>it's a ____station computer
Elijah Harris
>At work, you have a powerful machine built for advanced computing tasks. Whether it's managing thousands of spreadsheets and charts or rendering graphics, editing video. Your Work Station. Therefore at home you have a Play Station. Plenty powerful at all the tasks it can handle. It won't take you to other planets but we're just fine with that.
Luis Lopez
>it's a nut
>you can play
>outside
Jonathan Barnes
why does every thread I reply in get deleted?
Isaac Mitchell
Every thread gets deleted eventually
Dylan Jackson
>it will take you to other planet
lets call it...sega saturn
Logan Myers
>We're the Nintendo company and this our system for entertainment.
>We call it the Nintendo Entertainment System
Josiah King
>it's a station that plays movies
>let's call it...playstation
FTFY. Sony is now and has always been a movie company.
And people who wanted to develop movies instead of games are the people who choose them. Square Enix with all of their FFVII bullshit being a perfect example.
Ethan Bailey
>let's take our entertainment system and make it super
>call it the Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nathaniel Davis
>it's a user... that makes the original post...
>let's call it... faggot
bravo, negro, bravo
Henry Rogers
That may be true, but it still has more games than Xbox and Switch combined.
Dylan Jackson
If you've been trolling they flag your IP so when they check your post, they probably see it is an off topic or garbage thread filled with incel reeeeeing and delete it.
Gavin Jackson
>New gameboy doesnt do anything new, it just has more power
>fuck fuck boys gameboy color was easy, but what do we do now?!
>GameBoy Advance
lel,geniuses
Logan Nelson
it is because you play stationary
Angel Anderson
>our video game entertainment system is so good it's unreal
>let's call it the saturn
Oliver Sanders
True, but since Nintendo was fucking retarded Sony got all the 3rd party true games for two gens in a row anyway.
Nah, they're all the same amerishart pandering gameless garbage.
Dominic Jenkins
DHE NINTENDO SHITCYOOB
Carson Jackson
Nah, you're wrong
Zachary Turner
>it's shit
>call it pee ass pee
Bentley Hernandez
Nah, you.
Josiah Rodriguez
Na
Nicholas Evans
SEGA had the best mames for consoles:
Master System
Mega Drive/Genesis
Sega Saturn
Dreamcast
Jeremiah Scott
>our video game entertainment system is so good it's out of this planet
>let's call it the dreamcast
Bentley Ross
The Wii name is actually a stroke of genius that only a few are able to comprehend. Wii is a play on "We" because it's a console for the whole family and the fact that it comes with two "I" shaped remotes. Quite the genius nomenclature if I do say so myself
Jack Brown
>it's a dead on arrival handheld
>shit, too late to start over, let's call it Vita and see if it sticks
Ryan Bailey
I remember thinking what a embarrassing childish name. Imagine thinking a shitty electronic company could make decent games, turns out they cant.
Levi Gonzalez
They didn't have to, they had an entire industry starving for a friendly platform to put games on. Of course, the moment competitors stopped being stuck up bitches they had nothing else going for them, and so the PS3 and its successors happened.