Day 1

I am forgotten...

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there was a rosterfaggotry thread about this not 10 minutes ago fuck off

I don’t sit here all day like you

neither do I but at least i fucking know how to use the catalog you fucking nigger

I've been farming Steves since he released.
Is he just that bad? Joker players always would put up a fight when he debuted so I refuse to believe that people are just trying to learn the character.

.... not

Did anyone else clap when they saw the creeper?

He is bad but the majority of people who play Smash are shit at games so to them, he's really great and top-tier.

There's literally not a character Smashies haven't said was "BROKEN" or top-tier.

Day 0

I am forgotten... (because no one has ever remotely gave half a fuck about this ugly fatass in any universe)

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It has been 0 days since Banjokes last seethed

Where's the pasta?

Now, this is a story all about how
Kids lives got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how an ugly ass gatorfag got into smash.

In Nintendo America, born and raised
On the playground was Smash they spent most of their raise
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all fighting some vidya icons, without no Gay Rool
When a couple furfags who were up to no good
Started false flagging their ugly gatorfuck
He got ONE little vote and although he's trash
They said "Gay Rool is the new character of Smash!"

I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed the fighters pass and spammed it all the way
The gatorfags jizzed, and then they flooded the threads
I turned my Zig Forums on and said, 'I MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT'.

Why are you posting this soulless render in every thread?

I'm okay with Steve, he's not very good though

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He's a lot of fun

yeah man nobody talks about super smash brothers anymore
I sure wish there were more threads on Zig Forums talking about super smash brothers

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Because Steve does not play like any of the other fighters. You basically have to learn to play a new game when playing Steve. Not only that, people are just spamming the same few moves over and over again instead of using his full kit.

>K. Rool getting nerfed immediately because leak kiddies who got the game/ROM weeks in advance prematurely complained about him
This still infuriates me.

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It's the only one I can stomach looking at.

Gay Rool got nerfed because a select group of people had basic common sense and wanted to deter people from playing as him as much as possible.

Stinky pedos

To be fair, belly armor would be even more obnoxious if he had a better kit. Balancing heavies to be competitive is difficult.

cope

I admire your dedication to King K Rool, you must truly love him.

have sex

b***y armor is already fucking obnoxious.

No one wants to look at a greasy fatass in their Nintendo games. Lose some weight, you disgusting reptilian fuck.
Kill yourself gatornigger fanfag

Truly brave and stunning.

It's almost as if the Smashstinkies are currently playing Smash.

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Banjo was forgotten almost immediately so Steve still won.

dilate

But what if you could import your Minecraft skin into Smash Bros?