It's happening

It's happening

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>buying a company that makes 1 game every 10 years now

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Valve isn't even traded, that's why we don't know it's net worth, which could possibly be higher than Microsoft's own worth, since they take 30% on EVERY steam transaction.

I had a dream where Microsoft bought me and I gave me happiness to my life.

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>which could possibly be higher than Microsoft's own worth
There's no way Valve is bigger than Microsoft

>which could possibly be higher than Microsoft's own worth
Retard

>Orange Box 2 SX/PC on Gamepass
How would Zig Forums react?

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I haven't played Portal 2 ever since it released and I can tell you for sure that I'm sick of that game.

then ur a fagot

Valve has no games.

>Left 4 Dead 3
>Dota 3
>GS GO 2
>Half-Life 3
>Portal 3
>Team Fortress 3
>All only on SeX+PC
Would be kino

> i want my big company to buy another big company
fuckin shills, the lot of you

>I don't want the free money valve makes increasing the value of my microsoft shares but going straight into gabes asshole
can anybody say cuck?

It's not outlandish at all. Steam basically has a monopoly on the entire PC game market, which would be like every gamestore worldwide 30 years ago having the same owner, except:
- that market is MUCH bigger now
- instead of taking razor thin margins, they take a whopping 30% of EVERY transaction
- that includes 30% on microtransactions and subscription costs on every steam game.
You lot are really underestimating how aburdly large Valve's profit margins are.

>basically has a monopoly on the entire PC game market
>>Epic Games Store
>>Battle.net
>>Whatever the LoL launcher is
>>MMOs
Not exactly

Yes user, and microsoft technically doesn't have an OS monopoly on the pc market. Yuo are very smart.

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Finally I can play DotA2 with my controller.

Finely god dam it, I would pay $100 to see the fucking hevey update.

Is there a better company to kill PC gaming than MS?

>which could possibly be higher than Microsoft's own worth
Do you think MS only makes Xbox and Windows lmao?

In that case they actually do. Steam isn't even the majority of PC gaming let alone 90% or whatever it is for Windows

No games + no games

Wait what's the news OP's referring to? Am I retarded?

Just imaging console gamers being thrown into dota 2 is super kek, and I'd enjoy being able to play the game against people I can actually compete with lol...

>Valve isn't even traded, that's why we don't know it's net worth
based retard

At this moment, Microsoft's market cap is 1.7 trillion dollars. Valve is nowhere close to this

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>We live in a timeline where people are championing massive fusions of multi billionaire corporations.
You're a fucking cuck if you actually want this.
Don't reproduce.

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>Valve bigger than Microsoft
Do neckbeards actually believe this?

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Tell us how much valve is then.
I'll give you a hint: You need to be a publicly traded company to even use this term.

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Microsoft is literally in the same league with fucking amazon and apple. Are you so braindead that you actually think valve is even close to being on Amazon or apples level?

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Valve has more money per employee, not in total

bro...