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How quickly this was forgotten
IN A WORLD
>*BWAAAAA*
ONE MAN
>*BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAN*
IS GIVEN CAPCOM’S ENTIRE LIBRARY OF IP’S
>camera zooms in on Paul W. S. Anderson
AWWW SHEIT! LEZ KICK IT
>Rob Base & DJ EZ’s “It Takes Two” begins playing
>rolling shot of New York City
THE WORLDS TOUGHEST MILITARY UNIT
>camera pans up to Milla Jovavich and Chris Pratt knockoff
IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE BADASS
>Milla ignites fucking flaming swords
BUT SHE’S NOT ALONE
>*sizzle reel of B-grade actors*
Actor 1: LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Actor 2: BOGIE ON YOUR SIX
Actor 3: YEAH BABY
Actor 4: This is for my fellow hunters!
FEATURING DANNY DEVITO AS PALICO
“EYYYY UHHH MEOW? WHO’S DA LAWYER?”
>camera pans over to lawyer played by Better Call Saul’s “Bob Odenkirk” in a blue suit and black spikes hair
WHAT’S YOUR NAME ANYWAY?
“WHY I’M PHOENIX WRIGHT OF COURSE!
>screen fades to black
>begin hearing slow stomping sound
>shot of water glass rippling plays
“What are we, in Jurassic Park?”
>generic T-Rex walks up
“Hey don’t look at me, it was him!”
>camera pans over at Rathalos, who then roars
>team screams in unison
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>palico fucking shits on the ground
Milla: QUICK GET THE RATHALOS ARMOR
Actor 3: I CANT I HAVE...
>music stops
SENSITIVE NIPPLES
>milla makes angrily confused face
WHAT ARE WE SOME KINDA GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY?
>Fleetwood Mac’s “If You Don’t Love Me Now” begins playing
>team groups up ready to hunt on monster
WHAT ARE WE SOME KIND OF AVENGERS?
>Phoenix jumps on Rathalos’ back and begins riding it
WHAT ARE WE SOME KINDA DRAGON TRAINING VIKINGS NOW?
>cuts to scene of team hiding under rathalos
>chris pratt notices its giant swinging testicles
WHAT ARE WE SOME KINDA TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN?
THE BIGGER THEY ARE
>BWAAAAAAAAAA
>THE HARDER
>BWAAAAAA
THEY
>BWAAAAAA
FALL
>BWAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT ARE WE, SOME KINDA MONSTER HUNTERS?
>cuts to black
And who the hell are you supposed to be?
>DMC4 Dante takes of hood
This is trash and I spit on them face of fans. God I hope the director and his wife have kids so they can die from cancer like that garbage director Zack Snyder’s daughter did. He fucking deserved that for making shit movies and I hope the same and worse happens to the hack Anderson and ugly as sin wife
Imagine actually typing a post like this
Where the fuck are all the people?
Is this going to be a series like the RE movies?
This is so bad, there's is really not much to say there
Right, what a dweeb
Probably. Unfortunately.
>theres going to be a limited event quest where you can get layered combat fatigue set and humvee turret as a HBG
What the fuck
No Monster Hunter fan cares about this movie.
Is this fucking real?
Cgi in the dessert. Amazing.
>Phoenix Wright movie
>Bob Odendirk as Phoenix
>Adam Driver as Edgeworth
>Danny Devito as Manfred von Karma
Would it be KINO Zig Forums?
No this is the real one
You're all insane. When has MH ever had a good story? The UNSKIPPABLE cutscenes in World are some of the cringiest things I've ever seen in my life.
You made those choices entirely based on memes and it shows
The idea of phoenix wright literally just being Saul is the funniest shit on earth
The cutscenes are fine, its the fucking Handler who drags the entire thing down.
Ya give us another military squad just shooting everything movie
Imagine being so unironically austistic that you think this has to do with quality and not relevancy.
Just you wait until you play Xenoblade Chronicles 2
The film that saves cinema
That is a better trailer. Has more footage and bit more story beats.
The Handler is a goddess compared to some of those other characters. Whenever that old hag appeared on screen I ran for the fucking bathroom.
>It's raining life...
Shudder
Imagine being such a lil' faggot that you can't enjoy media anymore
fucking kek
That's Gore Magala, right?
never forget
Were those Nerscyllas?
>The Handler is a goddess compared to
Hold on nigga, I don't believe anything you say anymore.
>kino check
well guys is it kino?
So what if it's bad? All movies are bad. We live in a time where even Star Wars is unwatchable garbage. I don't know how you Zig Forumsfags do it, I honestly don't, there hasn't been a good movie since 19 fucking 98.
THIS SUMMER
ONE WOMAN
The world of Monster Hunter is so vast and full of life that you can EASILY make an anthology of stories from taking on the ancient dragon, retelling the story of Gore Magala's spread of the virus, to even you becoming the head of the Egg Syndicate and the ramifications of the underground market of egg poaching. Heck Monster Hunter Stories exist as a series because they have so much material to work off of.
But you wouldn't know this since you only played World and don't give 2 shits about the series beyond it.
fuuuuuuuck this shit dude
>tencent pictures
dropped
Will this be in the movie, or is it just a demo made by a studio?
I love Zig Forums shitposting like this because it's just as real as what the film industry produces
Gore is super weak to Fire sure but Gore snap a Tigrex's neck without effort
toho?
I've played every non-spinoff MH game. The story sucks, it's just an excuse to fight monsters. Go play Stories, you fucking faggot, and never reply to me again.