The Combine invade Aperture Science

GLaDOS won, the only reason Chell beat them is because they keep underestimating her on in wheatley's case hes's just programmed to fuck up.

>Apeture
>Empty
You didnt see the coop ending did you? Also Borealis.

Imagine GLaDOS and the TF2 team appearing in Half Life 3 Infinity War

depends.
>small scouting party that isn't communicating with anyone for some reason
glados wins
>small scouting party that's in contact with overwatch/a citadel
glados wins the initial incursion but now the combine know where she is and eventually just steam roll her and the facility. It's not like aperture can run away or is even a military focused facility.
>Half Lifes lore says The Combine ignored Aperture because GLaDOS just fucked them up
it does not. The only time the combine are hinted at is when she mentions things have changed and not even she knows what exactly happened.

She also says she's the only one keeping them away.

>Portals only work on surfaces coated with moon-rocks
>portals work just fine in test chambers that predate both moon rocks and conversion gel and areas outside of the testing areas
hmm.
Moon rocks are a conductor, not a requirement.

all of tf2 would be dead by then(even scout according to God) and GLaDOS would be too busy either fucking with chell or being dead depending on when Portal 1 takes place(also i dont know if glados is physically of leaving the facilities unless in irish form.)

maybe the surface just needs to be very white so if you pour a bunch of milk or just have like 20 guys cum on the citadel you can get a portal on it.

>You didnt see the coop ending did you?
In the DLC glados managed to kill all of them in like a week.

Wouldn’t happen. Glados can’t get out to piss them off or she wouldn’t be there in the first place. They can’t get in to invade or Glados would have already escaped via their route.

>have like 20 guys cum on the citadel
>combine immediately deactivates the suppression field and feeds everyone ultra sperm enhancers

yes but thats in portal 2 which takes place approximately 50000 fucking years in the future and the combine invasion happened somewhere between the end of the 20th century and the start of the 21st.

>maybe the surface just needs to be very white
The only consistent rule for a surface accepting a portal is that it needs to be smooth and large enough for the entire portal to fit. Presumably also not shiny because the anit-portal surfaces in both 1 and 2 are this.
Color has nothing to do with it.

to be fair its unclear whether the suppression field actually makes it impossible to cum or if it just renders your semen inert.

It could even just render every male impotent.

>Cave Johnson here. Greg's telling me that apparently we are NOT the only ones running an inter-dimensional scam. Apparently there's a bunch of morons called the 'Combine Harvesters' who've been doing this a LONG time and boy, they do NOT like us humans horning in on their racket.

>So, word of advice, if you see any building-sized mechanical spiders taking a tour of the office: ask them politely to leave.

nah if they wanted to do that they could just feed everyone soi milk.

Kleiner literally explains how it works in his broadcast.

i only played ep1 twice. i dont remember what he said.

>another retard that fell for the meme

this desu the "portal on the moon" proved that all it needs is a surface. Not being able to shoot it wherever you wanted was just sake of the game

Portal on the moon proved portals work on the moon, nothing else, retard.

the combine may be ineffective but there are way more of them than there are simple turrets to defend Aperture
however if there was any trap rooms that involve falling and dying they would be fucked

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I've always thought of it as a chastity cage but made of an energy field. So everybody's always horny but cant touch their cocks

What meme? even if its not that long its still a considerably long time into the future.
thanks.

Aperture is reconfigurable, the canon reason that you weren't put into a death trap was because GLaDOS NEEDS to test, she may even had allowed Chell to escape on purpose.

>Create a vacuum room
>Open one portal on moon, other in that room
>Bring back as much valuable moon rock as you need
>Refine helium-3 from it and finally have sustainable fusion power

>Aperture is reconfigurable
But aperture itself can't get up and move. Once the combine know where it is the gig is up and its only a matter of time before they control it.

>everyone has energy condoms that are unbreakable and you cant take them off.
Fuck, if that were the case the humans wouldnt even need gordon. theyd all fight to their last breaths to end the combine.

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That meme, there's not a single reason to believe it takes place longer than a few years into the future, pay attention to the fucking game instead of basing all your assumptions on a counter overflow.

Glados mommy

nothing in Aperture could deal with enemies that have access to explosives.

chell was in stasis so long she developed brain damage and couldnt speak. the chances of that happening from just a couple years in hypersleep is astronomical even for cryosleep containers being made by a company as shit as aperture.

They know where aperture is, GLaDOS knows about them and she is aware she is keeping them away.

>pay attention to the fucking game instead of basing all your assumptions on a counter overflow
"a few years" causes a counter overflow? Come on now user. 50K years is absurd but p2 takes place a looooong time after p1

>chell was in stasis so long she developed brain damage and couldnt speak
You did not pay fucking attention at all, replay the fucking game and pay attention. Wheatley states he is concerned you may have brain damage since you've been in stasis longer than the rest of the subjects. Where the fuck did you get that chell has brain damage?

youtube.com/watch?v=Zuvk7dYAjAA

Why did GLaDOS not mention the combine invasion and razing of earth in Portal 2

>Cave Johnson, new ruler and administrator of City 17. That's right, you've been invaded. Again. First order of business, we're firing all you metrocops. That's right. Take off your weird gas masks, hand in your stun-batons, and get lost. Goodbye. From now on, all law-enforcement will be robocop-based. As in Robocop 1 robocops. Not Robocop 3. That one was awful.

>GLaDOS knows about them and she is aware she is keeping them away.
this is never confirmed. She knows something happened, and that's about it. Besides, if the combine know of and where aperture is, why would they be fucking around looking for the borealis? Just march on aperture.

it wasnt important to the task at hand.

Yes the counter is for days, and wheatley was supposed to wake them up every few weeks to test their cognitive abilities, there's no logical reason to set a counter for a number bigger than 99.

He only says that it's not unlikely for Chell to have brain damage, given her circumstances.

Fuck I wish they had more jk simmons shit in valve games.

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>there's no logical reason to set a counter for a number bigger than 99
Because aperture is known for logic and reason, right.

Yes, that's what I said, he is concerned, you supposedly develop brain damage after MONTHS, she's been in stasis for "way longer" than MONTHS, even 5 years is way longer than 5 months.

She mentions explicitly in Portal 1:

>Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.

GlaDOS knows Earth is getting its ass kicked but she doesn't know the details. it's not like she can leave the facility either

which means shes been in cryo for a very long time.

No user, you have no arguments, try again.

4 months is already more than 99 days.