OHNONOHNONO

literally tortanic

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Bike steering seems kinda sluggish.

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>still buying cyberpunk 2077

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This marketing material is really weird. I wish they'd just show some plain walking around somewhere. What is meant to be interesting about a truck driving over a car

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I mean Naughty Dog showed being able to jump as some sort of revolutionary mechanic so it must work if your target audience is people who never played videogames

Its so damn close bros oh god im not ready im unprepared for cyberpunks baseness, hold me Zig Forums

MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

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>physics wig out and truck is flung out of the map
based

*Sips Drink*

>it doesn't have to be at night
>it doesn't have to be in a large city
>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>it doesn't need to have the different classes
>it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
>It doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
>It doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
>It doesn't need to have good customisation options
>it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
>it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
>it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
>it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
>it doesn't need to have destructible environments
>it doesn't need to have good graphics
>it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
>it doesn't need mod support
>it doesn't need to have good box art
>It doesnt need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
>it doesnt need to be an RPG
>it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
>it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
>it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
>it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game
>it doesn't have to be longer than The Witcher 3
>it doesn't need to have no micro transactions
>it doesn't need to not turn random twitter users into characters
>it doesn't need good combat mechanics
>it doesn't need to have futuristic elements
>it doens't matter that solar panels take up over a quarter of the map
>it doesn't have to not remove features like wallrunning to optimize gameplay for multiplayer
>it doesn't have to have vehicles that control well
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need dynamic weather systems
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't need to have substance
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty

>still buying cyberpunk!
youre still wasting money

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>Implying I'm buying it
Why the fuck would you pay money for a game that is pirateable with ease on day 1

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Genuinely what games outside of racing games have car physics on this level? The interactions with both other cars and the NPCs are quite impressive

yeah its a retarded take, theres plenty worse in the footage.

HOLD ON GUYS I GOT SOME SLURP LEFT
>it doesn't have to have no trannies making it
>it doesn't need VR support
>it doesn't matter that it's cinematic garbage
>it doesn't need good AI
>it doesn't need good vehicle handling
>it doesn't matter that it has a shit visual style
>it doesn't need to have genders
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't matter that there's less customisation options than in the e3 demo
>it doesn't matter that you can't see your character in cutscenes
>it doesn't matter that customisation is useless
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that it has tacked on multiplayer
>it doesn't matter that npc's don't refer to you as "he/she" anymore
>it doesn't matter that it's smaller than Witcher 3
>it doesn't matter that it's shorter than Witcher 3
>it doesn't matter that it has microtransactions despite being a $60 game
>it doesn't matter that the protagonist is always a smug Josh Whedon quipfag
>it doesn't matter that the map is tiny
>it doesn't matter that you can travel across the map in 3 and a half minutes
>It doesn't need to have good music
>it doesn't matter that all the artists on the soundtrack are Zoomercore garbage
>it doesn't need to not have degenerate anti-white american zoomer pandering artists
>it doesnt matter that the music has shitty mumble rap in it
>it doesn't matter that it gets delayed again after being in development for 7 years
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't matter that the devs aren't even at their offices anymore to work on the fucking game
>It doesn't matter that FemV is even uglier now
>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT WAS DELAYED AGAIN LMAO
>It doesn't matter if they ban their community for expressing concern on political bias' influences

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>>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>>it doesn't need VR support
user what the fuck, which one is it?

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>people talking about the game
>CDPR isn't talking about he game
>People: I wonder if it will have_____
>Shills: Of course it will are you retarded
>Somebody asks CDPR in an interview or on twitter if it will have ______
>CDPR: No
>Shills: It didn't need ______ anyway, still preordering btw
Repeat ad nauseam for two and a half years

Its anything and everything, quater of the stuff is literally Zig Forums's wishful thinking and was never promised on discussed by devs.

What's the best controller for this game? The new Xbox or PS4?

fps so mouse

My rock hard Joystick

>marketers jerking each other off and everyone lapping it up
are those people in the twitter comments normalfags or paid shills because they're pure cancer.

Does the game take place in France?
Because that will explain the muslim truck driver.