Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter
Oliver Davis
Aaron Evans
>Dumb campy schlock B-movie
Hell yes
It's gonna be shit and I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of it
Andrew Kelly
fixed
Wyatt Murphy
cant wait for the movie to try too hard to be semi-comedy, resulting in death by cringe.
Juan Nguyen
>dual blades
Tyler Lewis
Those look like Kulve Taroth weapons.
Benjamin Richardson
>it's ANOTHER (videogame property) VS. the us military movie
every time. americans won't watch a movie unless they see an american soldier in it. will look forward to watching the exactly six minutes of monster fight footage on youtube next year
Ayden Wood
Cringe
Evan Rivera
not only that, but fire dual blades vs. a fire resist monster
Jayden Reyes
That's because kulve weapons are just iron dagger reskins....like all of kulves weapons.
David Adams
>He can't enjoy B-movies
Sad to be, you, desu.
Daniel Reyes
>Not just enjoying things you enjoy
YIKES
Hudson Richardson
not only that, but those dual blades dont even look like they should have fire attributes
Dylan Nguyen
>not being able to laugh at shitty movies
You need to stop taking shit so seriously, it's a fucking movie.
Landon Smith
This user is doing it right
Jacob Lopez
>see her alone getting jumped by the hoontah
>alone training
>alone facing diablos/rathalos
Man I wanted to see the whole squad pick weapons and get even. They're all gonna die.
Gabriel Perry
I've had years to come to terms with this movie, so I'm ready to just laugh at it.
Cameron Brooks
It's literally just gonna be Jovovich and Jaa
Ryan Cooper
>will look forward to watching the exactly six minutes of monster fight footage on youtube next year
I hate how accurate this is.
Jonathan Butler
>Implying Paul Anderson is going to let his wife be on the same level as the other guys
She HAS to be the chosen one user
Jayden Allen
>american military in a desert setting
Yes we get it you fought in the middle east in a fruitless war for two decades.
Carson Sanchez
This guy knows how to have fun
Ethan Johnson
the only reason im gonna torrent the movie
Hudson Powell
The monster will have less health that way.
Lincoln Thompson
Terrible post, slice your wrists
based and chill user
Nathan Johnson
>Paul W. S. Anderson using hollywood nepotism to shill his wife in one of his shitty movies again
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
Luis Hernandez
Better than Trannie Hunter Rise.
Aaron Adams
fpbp
Isaiah Nguyen
You can't even pick white people in the game
Ryan Gonzalez
>dual blades
lmao
Parker Kelly
They fuck and make movies.
Tyler Reed
So this is how gamers enjoy current vidya too? Based
Jack Parker
at least she’s hot
Connor Smith
what are you talking about
Dylan Lopez
I assumed that Mongoloid upset you
Carson Sanchez
I hope someone use this in the movie.
Brody Ward
nah, she cute
Carter Parker
I assuming you haven't actually played the game.
Jayden Martinez
i die a little bit with this
Levi Reed
You sound like a sad person
Mason Ortiz
Fucking this imagine making a movie based on a fucking fantasy video game but you choose to shove this US military bullshit as the setting
Ethan Perez
to be fair she was like industry standard in shitty movies before they were married so its just same old same old
Josiah Fisher
This
Logan Watson
Landon Sanchez
I did, but uninstalled after getting to that first NPC interacting since it had no voice-over. I only saw Mongoloids in the character creation from what little I remember.
Christian Williams
>all those cuts
The mark of a director who cannot choreograph fight scenes worth a shit.
Luke Nguyen
THE HARDER THEY ___
Joseph Stewart
>Put T.I. in the movie to get the black audience
>Knowing full well he’s dead before the 20 minute mark
LOL
Blake Hernandez
>it's a Mila Jovovich and her husband rape a video game franchise movie
I can't wait for Monster Hunter Retribution, Monster Hunter Apocalypse, Exctinction and Afterlife and not knowing which fucking one is which.
Gavin Watson
Logan Lopez
>Those bullets
When was this made, jesus actual christ
Daniel Martin
Fuck off this isn't real, I refuse to believe this isn't a shitty edit, holy FUCK
Ayden Rivera
atleast they dont shoot the whole bullet
Thomas Brown
>DB shitter front and center on the poster
I'd already be able to tell this was trash even if I didn't see the trailers months ago
Jaxson Cox
Looking forward to pirating it and watching it with my friend. It's gonna be a trainwreck.
Jonathan Jenkins
This is actually because the US Military will help finance and lend equipment to you if you feature them in a positive light in your movie, this is the only reason you keep seeing this military wank in everything.
Kevin Anderson
Leftist propaganda yet again. An androgynous looking woman defeating a monster. Let me guess the monster will resemble blue eyes white dragon...
Anthony Miller
What's the likelihood of Gunlance having a prominent role in this? My money's on no chance but then again we did get coin shotgun in one of the resi movies so they're not against having ridiculous stuff.
Leo Brooks
>military are literally paying people to make them look good