Shepard...

>Shepard, there's a lot of sexual frustration between us and I want to fuck you in ways you can only dream of but I must follow the code!

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Who the fuck thinks Asari have futa dingalings? Dicks?! That's fucking GAY!

Samara is for gentle femdom.

Dude. That's gross. Futa Asari, fucking each other and humans with a big animal dick? Disgusting! If I ever saw this media posted anywhere, i'd be sickened and shocked!

Arent they actually ugly? They only look good based on whatever creature perceives them as a means to reproduce easier?

Not literally. You know how you see all [insert random minority] look all alike? It's because growing up, you are raised to notice subtile details and differences about your own race. Turian focus on their crests and see a Blue Turian. Humans see the Human face. Salarians for their skin pigments. We basically will never know, because EDI and Legion never tells us what they look like to them.

Why can't str8 men go a single day on avideogame board without making it all about women and sex?

I think that's essentially what BioWare was going for with that conversation in the bar but I think Asari clearly look most like humans. They got the same body and face structure the only major differences being they don't have earlobes and their hair is tentacles. In every other way they're essentially a blue human woman.

They are biologically programed to mate, and pass on their DNA. That is how God designed them to be.

Worst thing is that you can betray her with her sister and she (the sister) takes her place but you can't fuck the hot evil twin either. No sense at all.

Actually it's her daughter.

Asari bro-code. Liara's marked you with her pheromones so no other Asari is gonna step in on that.

it's not fair bros, I want my asari mommy so bad

Fuck Liara. Worst girl.

It's not literal fucking perception filtering you fags, they were just pointing out the features that appeal to their own races

that's literally her character

The voice actor is Billie eilish’s mom

I find you callous and monotone. I'm not into you. Go away.

that's kinda hot, in a weird way

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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>look all alike?
no

Get lost, Morinth. You're not fooling me.

Genuine pride. That was a good post. You should be proud of yourself.

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Guys, what if Samara was really BIG?

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I can understand the head. Maybe turians aren't biologically trained to prioritize+identify faces but rather headcrests. They ignore the alien faces like how you would ignore the alien tentacles and focus on their human-like face.

I never looked up lewds of that turian chick from andromeda though so i don't know what turian fembodies look like to compare them

For me it's Jack

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what's with shephard's stance lmao, i swear whoever made that needs to look at references more

Based.

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Never notice how skinny she is before

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Or they're just drunk and making fun of the absurdity of species like the turians or salarians being attracted to the asari who look nothing like them.

>fuck liara in first game
>have angry sex with jack in second
>fuck miranda
>fuck liara again

You can't stop me lads!

Elcor are so cute, I wish we could pet their noses

>liara in 1
>tali in 2
>liara in 3

Shepard just wants that alien pussy.

I want try a batarian girl

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>no batarian teammate to make us care for them in me3
Zaeed should've been one, it fits his personality.

Jack's face is gorgeous. I dunno how bioware managed to do it so well when every other female face is so bogged.

Admiral Daro'xen > Dr. Chakwas > Samara > Admiral Shala'Raan

>I like emaciated tweakers