Use your vidya knowledge to defeat the evil harpy!
Use your vidya knowledge to defeat the evil harpy!
Chase Scott
Robert Evans
i'd rather fuck it instead
Josiah Morris
First I need to know if the harpy is a he or she
Jackson Edwards
Burn their wings!
Alexander Campbell
>No weapon
>No way to avoid damage
Either hope landing on her head can kill her, or leave to grind levels.
Camden Richardson
with thighs like that this is the ideal porn bait, ill wait happilly til someones gives her a bulge, then, i shall proceed to close this thread and never look back.
Grayson Brooks
take out hard penis
Easton Lopez
Yes
Jason Sanchez
I force her to do cosplay
Brayden Myers
fuck that thread was so good
Jack James
I woo the harpy with promises of gold, food and many offspring.
Ethan Williams
>Let go of the balloon, that shit is cringe
>Kite the harpy until you find a staircase or a bucket
STAIR ROUTE
>Kite the harpy so it is stuck on a wall
>Approach slope and jump backwards towards it
>Repeat previous step for a few minutes
>With your newfound momentum, charge at the harpy head on, and kill it with kinetic force
BUCKET ROUTE
>Pick up bucket, and keep them in inventory
>Kite harpy to a doorway or similar structure
>Once harpy is under the doorway, place bucket on arch, and have the bucket drop on the harpy's head
>Now that harpy can't see anything, pickpocket all her belongings and flee from the scene
Hudson Nelson
I call in the Harpy Queen to order her to fuck off
Justin White
Grab the harpy and drag it to the ground for the advantage, that or get taken to its nest for whatever it has planned.
Ethan Campbell
Angel Edwards
Owen Baker
>throw a growth potion at her
>her mass increases more than size of her wings, makeing her unable to fly
>she falls from the sky and dies
Problem appears if she's able to just stand on the ground after growing...
William Garcia
hotter than it has any right being
Brayden King
Someone post the porn version
Anthony Ortiz
Get hit by her facesitting attack. If she doesn't have one, turn her into BBQ chicken.
Chase James
Aaron Lopez
Luis Scott
too meta for me
Noah James
Henry Collins
Benjamin Jenkins
no way fag
Easton Barnes
quickload to before I had the stupid balloon shouldn't of put down that piano gun
Kevin Hughes
fuck women and FUCK VIDEOGAMES
Christopher Jones
based
Easton Brown
Ahaha, can I fuck it xd
Can I fuck her wings?
What if I fuck the egg shell?
Haha aren't I so weird and quirky xddd
Do I fit in yet?
Pls bros tell me I fit in for being so weird and quirky
Hahahah, it's not like every one of these threads devolves into the same thing every time.
Haha I'm soooo quirky and weird
Julian Turner
rent free : )