Play botw

>play botw
>keep link in the gerudo clothes all the time
>don't get any stamina or heart upgrades
>constantly run out of energy doing everything because I'm so weak
>let myself get beat up by enemies and can't even run away if I wanted
am I the only one?

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i hope so, fag

Sounds fun.

I don't think you're the only fag on this board so no.

i could rape some sissy faggot ass with my hard throbbing cock but they are all probably just fat sweaty faggot nerds. shit.

me please

this is my playstyle exactly i also will sheild surf on the almost broken sheilds down hills so that link will tumble down the hill

Only time I ever found a decent one was in uni. Shame he loved kissing more than fucking

Man, I wish twinks looked like this in real life

i wish i was a cute anime femboi

Botw fans are mentally ill

2 sissy link threads up

Post the version with fat fucking tits

You're not the only one. Most switch owners are trannies like you.

>giant women
>short men
zelda is a weird franchise

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sounds like this one doujin I read

Did he kiss your dick?

>Being rejected by a 4ft manlet.
Okay, that's pretty pathetic for her.

a based franchise

>tfw could be a cute twink but I'm too hairy

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At 4ft, it's more like a turboshota.
Manlet is 5'9"-5'11", below that it's short guy, then dwarf, then "man"-anything ends and it's "boy".
4ft is boylet at most.

Yeah and more. Flicked his tongue up and down the head which drove me nuts

seriously though why would any sane person want a giant nigger ginger wife who is literally incapable of having male children

>tfw femboy bf
Give me ideas for cosplay clothes to make him wear. Vidya related only.

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how big is his cock?
also where do you find them

Literally me

Does Link have tits in this game? Why do people always draw him with perky little tits and puffy nipples? Haven't played it.

tfw no Zig Forums user bf to suck off while he plays vidya

It's small, I don't know exact size cause it's not something I bothered to ask. It was off some site, not trying to look on Zig Forums one helped.

you can cook estrogen filled dishes and if you make him keep eating them he gets supple boobs and fatter legs and butt over the course of the game

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god DAMN