*Jaw drops to table with tongue rolling out like a carpet, gasping painfully* VA-VA-VA-VOOM! *Jumps into the air horizontally, straight as a rod, hovering while wolf-whistling obnoxiously loud* WHOO-HOO! *Starts flyign through the air like an aeroplane making pretend machinegun noises before crashing down into the seat* NYYYEEEEAARRRRRRR, BOOSH! *Frantically taps foot against the floor while slamming fists repeatedly on the table, rattling any plates, bowls, or silverware* HELLO, NURSE! *Heart starts beating so hard it visibly thumps an entire meter out of chest through the shirt in the stereotypical shape of the playing cards suit* BA-BUM, BA-BUM! *Head transforms into a cartoon anthropomorphic wolf's head, howling loudly at the moon on all fours* HAROOOOOO! *Scalp hinges back for fireworks to pop out, panting loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth while breaking chair into pieces* HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA! *Pulls out a large wooden mallet and bashes self over the head until tweety birds start circling around, and playing finger harp with slack lips* BLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLLBL! *Eyes pop out of sockets and engorge into the size and shape of artillery shells accompanied by trumpets* BOI-OI-OI-OINGGGG! *Turns a crank that activates a Rube Goldberg machine simulated audience of lecherous men applauding, whistling, and banging their fists* HUBBA HUBBA! *Pulls chain on train whistle that has spontaneously appeared next to head causing steam to blow out* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO! *Red mercury fills up visage like a thermometer's temperature rising causing the head to swell to three times its normal size* AWOOGA AWOOGA! *Wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead with handkerchief, straightens up tie, combs hair, waxes pencil moustache* COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH! *Tiny Cupid shoots an arrow through heart before standing up ramrod straight and falling back dead with a bouquet of flowers that has suddenly appeared in clasped hands* DOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!