Against all the evil that hell can conjure

Against all the evil that hell can conjure,
all the wickedness that mankind can produce,
we will send unto them... only you.

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That faggot looks he's from Star Wars or something. If you're not gay make a toon who looks like Conan the Barbarian or a lizard man, or something.

>Larian makes the CRPG equivalent of a pumpkin spice latte joke and Zig Forums flips their shit

This culture war stuff has done nothing but make things worse and put everyone on-edge.

White Protagonists Matter

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There was no joke involved.
And if you actually think there was, go ahead and explain said "joke" to everyone.

They were poking fun at the people who always go human fighter in RPGs when they allowed you to make Elves, Tieflings, and what not.

human cleric was the average

Hey retard, just because you like to make basic bitch characters doesn't mean everyone else wants skimpy armorfags and romancefags too.

Thats not a joke just bullying

I thought jokes were meant to be funny and that calling people boring for going for a white human male and not some trans tiefling is somewhat rude and uncalled for.

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bullying is funny faggot

that's why we are bullying larian about their shitty joke

Can you fucking stop spamming the same fucking thread and character?

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when you're right you're right

oh boy oh boy cant wait for another BG3 thread. What are we going to see? people butthurt about character creator comments? ESL mexicans larping as aryan? the possibilities are endless!

and yet 'everyone' was seemingly making the equivalent of the pic in the OP so much that the retards at Larian had to give some passive aggressive bitch post about it

Can I?

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The best part about this is that they dont even understand statistics.

If 10 people make dudes, and 8 make weirdo devil lizard orc whatevers, and 2 make human males... congrats... your "average" character is the human male.

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What did you make for what he's attracted to?

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Gay Rights!

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Either they’re clearly retarded or it was meant to be a bitchy passive aggressive attack because a character generated by averages would never have horns or whatever gay details they’re talking about unless the majority picked them, which obviously wasn’t going to happen.

So now it's no longer a joke, because there wasn't one.
Now you're saying they were "poking fun".

So how exactly were they "poking fun" by saying that their audience is boring and disparaging their paying audience for their choices? Where does the fun part come into what is essentially just bullying?

Let's hear it.

Everyone hates retards, user. Why do you think I'm bitching at you.

cute

You can have the right to have your head caved in and a shit taken in it afterwards.
All gays deserve that, at least.

Would be a vast improvement.

the best part is you dont even understand what they did, they didnt take the average they just took the most popular

Lizardmen and orcs are not even in the game. The devs should not have started talking shit before putting all of the races in the game

Looks like me lol

they insulted something you like probably, either larian or bg3.

>default character is a female nigger
>you have to go out of your way to make a generic white guy
>99.9% of CRPG customers make a generic white guy
Heh you guys

All of us whitebois should make twitter accounts and demand an apology, or just go back to society and make money BUT we could guys you know we could MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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are they planning on adding them? playable lizards and orcs are not common in DnD

>noooo stop bullying my larian
the joke was you all along

Thanks. I'm not a big fan of drows but I felt the canon attraction they were pushing was drows (since it's literally what the default is).

When the full access is released if I play a custom character again I would probably make my character all over again, heh, what he's most attracted to is himself.

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Is the default name seriously Venture Forth?
LMFAO

14.3% of players picked human

Gay rights? Gay rights!

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>So why are people using these amazing tools to create white male humans?

thegamer.com/larian-most-popular-character-creation-baldurs-gate-3-basic-human-cleric/

Kill yourself you nigger loving faggot

then why is Larian whining about it?

You're hot user, and purple.

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That's the surname, first name is Gathayapati.

Every single thread. At least fix his facial proportions and features. Wtf is that nose and jaw supposed to be?

The default name is Tav, which I changed to Tavian. Venture Forth is the "Ready" or "New Game"

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> At least fix his facial proportions and features

Why do you come into Baldur's Gate threads if you have no interest nor will you ever play the game?

You can't "fix" features. You can't do anything, you just pick head presets. And you can't change anything about them. Literally the only option is head, which has A HUGE FUCKING NOSE, tired dead eyes and a weird head shape.

Also it doesn't translate well to the protagonist. Your character literally goes around moping 24/7, always sad in cutscenes, like a kicked puppy, you can't play a manly man. Only sad boys.

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I don't give a shit about either of those two. I just hate reactionaryfags coming in and thinking that they can talk shit about a community when they're not even paying attention to romancefags nor skimpy armorfags.
Don't give a shit about them. Stop being a basic bitch and learn how to design your character well.

They hate men. Swen has a femdom fetish and his Mistress likes RPGs, so she told him to get more women playing. He took that idea to WoTC and they gave him a shot at bringing more women into D&D and now it failed, so they put out a post blaming the audience.

Heh that was funny, kill all fags! hate crime them all!

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Dumbass, it's by most popular picks not the average.

>"Hey Larian Studios? This is Bioware, we were wondering if you'd want the opportunity to make Baldurs Gate III? We don't have time and we figured we could milk the franchise a little."
>"Oh wow yes! We'd absolutely love to! We'll sign the contracts immediately. Wowowee our first real IP how exciting!"
>"Glad to have you. Now, do you have any questions before you start coding?"
>"Oh nah we've already begun development, it'll be dead easy. Actually wait, ONE question... What's "Baldurs Gate?"

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Heh, so that's why Lae'zel romance is all about her treating your character like shit and forcing you to submit and you have no way of playing a character who romances Lae'zel and doesn't have a self esteem that's on the floor.

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>White men rule world, own the building you live in, your owners are white men if you ever get a decent job.

>Become a faggot minority

yea real tough choice

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