Why do elves always get shit on? Why is it cool to hate on them?

Because those treefuckers are the jews of fantasy worlds.

always the heavy makeup and still can't pass lmao, age 40 and its dead.

pardun?

Based Taro was then only man who gave knife ears exactly what they deserved.

Idk but elves are based or at least the Tolkien version is, humans are shit i wish I was a dwarf.

fu tan is a fuckin cute idc what anyone says

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parrdon?

Dangerously rude

>vtubers
Back to

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PANIK

kill all elves

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What's the appeal of elves?

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just like you

You can kill them and it doesn't count as manslaughter.

>Watch yourselves

LOL, those pansy fucks ain’t going to do shit, just suck my dick harder

Do you have a gif of her doing that dance with her hand

Don’t you have another Villain to give a Sensu Bean to you fucking hack

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Graci

How do I get an Elf gf

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Because elves are tolkiens creation and they have avery specific purpose. People just started treating them like a staple for fantasy worlds but they literally make no sense at all without the connect tolkien gave them

The reason elves live so long is because they are bound to the earth and are there to protect it. Their immortality isn't a point of pride. Also the reason why elves respect men and not look down on them is BECAUSE men get to die and go to heaven. This luxury of an afterlife isn't given to elves which pass on into the halls of waiting to rest until the world ends.

Without this context you basically have day walking vampires. Elves aren't supposed to be proud, not smug. They also aren't dainty, Legolas was 7 feet tall and was fucking jacked from head to toe, he was like master chief and Brad pitt put together.

So basically, elves have lost all purpose in modern media. No wonder hating them became a meme. writers just insert these strange humans who are 5000 year old and always beautiful and sexy, and can do everything a human can do except when directly compared to a protagonist or a hero type. Who never seem to do anything or have reason for existing.

The only story where elves were given any original thought was elder scrolls and wow.

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t. incel elf

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That's not an elf, it's a cow.

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ummm... cute much ??

aaaaaaa

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Oh boy. bros Ive been waiting all day to tell you about how much I donated to Amelia.

oh yeah uhh... elves smell

Wait. Wasn't that one dead?

>Also the reason why elves respect men and not look down on them

Not a trait shared by all elves in Tolkien. A lot of them were basically racist.

Why would elves give a shit about heaven when they already live in paradises like Rivendell and Lothlorien?
Their blessed realm across the sea is even better apparently and safe from outside threats

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how much?

LET'S GO ONMYOJI!!

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Imagine familiarizing yourself with something you hate just to play imaginary board police. Not even a real jannie. Literal make-believe.

I can't exactly blame Asians for not having a clue about elves. They go with the most boring choice which is "they're just extra hot humans who don't do anything different." Their extended ages don't even come up in their stories, a fucking 200 year old elf will act like a 12 year old when a Japanese writer gets their hands on them.

Warhammer kinda has the right idea. But they still run the error of making them assholes. Elves aren't supposed to be cruel, they're meant to be the perfect vision of a civilized race.

They were rightfully fearful because the elves of middle earth who never traveled to Aman were always hounded by the forces of Morgoth and Sauron. And they were never guides by the Valar
But they were never openly hostile.

Is this supposed to be bait.

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Someone coined the term hall monitor. I think it's pretty good.

Does the game guilt you harder for anything than voting "No" on gay marriage? That was kind of embarrassing how sob they got if you dare make what they deemed "the wrong choice."

Only faggots and trannies like elves

Is that last bit a pov of you on your knees with her dick in your mouth?

Imagine being overly emotionally invested in female streamers you have to bring them up everywhere

I just want to FEED them.

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