Eat cheese before bed

one time i had a dream that the bank i was in was being robbed but i had a gun on me, so i rounded the corner and came face-to-face with one of the roobers. we simultaneously shot each other and i got shot in the head, but instead of instantly dying, i fell to the ground still completely conscious and i slowly felt myself becoming dumber and dumber as the damage to my brain worsened before everything finally went black.

It happens when you have a trash sleep schedule. Like, if you sleep way too much or at inconsistent times.

I've had weird premonition dreams like this before. Had a dream my former neighbor shot my landlady and then she died (but not by getting killed) a month later.

I've had sleep paralysis a few times. Maybe about 5. It was never enjoyable, it was stressful every time and kinda irritating. The first time is the only time I hallucinated and the other few times it was just paralysis and it was stressful I don't think it is something you guys would want to have.

I sleep at 3 and wake up at 8. Is that good enough?

i had a dream that i had to protect my brother from a female rape gang cuz he was dressed up as leon s kennedy

Eat Stilton and get drunk on port before bed, you'll have the wildest dreams of your life, shit's better than DMT.

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Maybe try being inconsistent about it too like switching the time you sleep around every few days. Sleep paralysis is caused when your body wakes up but wasn't ready to wake up yet because it had an error and forgot to turn on a part of your brain. You can look it up if you want. Basically, your brain is unable to access some of your muscles so you can't move until that part of your brain is turned on again.
They are real things but most people don't document or prove them. In my case it is usually news related things. In most people's cases it is personal stuff because that's how it starts, with personal stuff and I keep a journal of it, you could do so too if that stuff happens to you often lol.

You often eat cheese before bed?

i assume its some form of your american canned cheese?

Well it happened to me last night, ate half a wheel of cheese playing Dota 2 and had this doozy:

>Literally in creepy Art Deco New York museum (the type Epstein probably would visit)
>Art deco dark columns in tall room with the temporary black fuzz walls for exhibits
>Has burning 10ft wicker woman with long ragged hair and satanic whale eyeballs which is on fire and screaming
>Everyone is getting ready for the show, no one seems to notice she's on fire or screaming.
>Wicker monster is in the centre of the room on a platform with a fuzz wall behind her (fuzz wall divides the room in half with openings on both sides)
>Someone else realises (a man and woman) and in a panic says "throw me" to break the curse
>so he picks her up and throws her to me and I catch her
>"now you have to throw"
>I try to throw her to someone but fuck it up and she falls on the ground
>Everyone turns pale "RUN"
>Wicker woman monster storms out of room shrieking angry nursery rhyme, I don't remember the lyrics
>At the end she comes back inside moving like someone with noclip enabled and 400% speed and comes straight at me

It can just be for a late dinner or a nightcap, the magic is happening in your gut, not your stomach.

I had a dream that I was outside, in a rocky wasteland piled high with bare human bones. As far as the eye could see, there were human bones. The dream shifted and there I saw a man wearing a white labcoat. On the lapel of his labcoat there was a strange red symbol, it was some sort of abstract red swirls that was taller than it was wide. It reminded me of a lily.
I seemed to know of the man and I asked him "Why did you do it? Why did all those people die?"
He brushed me off, saying "I did what I had to do."
I had that dream back and February and posted it on /x/ afterwards.

Y'all niggas got me wanting.a bar pretzel

Yes.

The scariest dreams aren't the ones where there's danger right in front of you, or a big spooky monster chasing you. The scariest ones are when everything is seemingly normal but something feels off or you can feel that something bad is going to happen. just thinking about it is spooking the bones right out of me

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I'm serious though dude, try stilton.

Occasionally

Why would you want that

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i was like 9, and I think I was eithe in hell or in mars, it was a VERY red place with no vegetation or anyhting, I was in a train station, and I saw a train descend from the clouds towards the station, then 2 demons started rushing at me from out of nowhere in the station

one of them was like mike wazoski, but red, no eyes and a big mouth, I decided to rush to run towards them, and jumped inside his mouth, then I woke up

i decided I wasnt gonna run, and ran strau

Wait until you're EXTREMELY tired, fall asleep with an alarm set directly next to you for two hours. When awoken, do not move and try as hard as you can to stay awake. It's also important that you sleep on your back. I can induce sleep paralysis with this method about 75% of the time.

I had the motherload of coronavirus dreams starting in 2015 actually but a lot of them were in late 2019 or early 2020 as well.

In fact, I refuse to deny that premonitions don't exist because of dreams like that happening.

It usually means your primal desires. You're ignoring them, or not using them correctly.

>I decided to rush to run towards them, and jumped inside his mouth
I used to do that when I had nightmares as a kid, made me wake up instantly.

Refuse to say*
I mean.
Lol.

one of the weirdest dreams I have had
>in house at night really eerie and quiet
>realize Im in a dream and start walking around
>some xenomorph esque monster in a corner starts growling at me
>enter fight or flights mode
>get so shit scared that it goes directly into unga bunga rage
>start screaming like and ape and charge the monster
>bash its skull in with retard nightmare strength
>wake up to dormbros asking why Im screaming at 3AM

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yeah, I think I knew I was dreaming

I had those. Nothing is scary, but your brain is making it worse by making you scared.

layered nightmares and the self aware dreams are the worst.
the latter is the worst thing that can happen because you are fighting against your own mind to not conjure up the demons to fuck you up.

I still remember the cigarette demon from my childhood.

>and the self aware dreams are the worst
I have those more often than "normal" dreams. You get used to it.

I get nightmares if I'm cold. Every time I wake up from one, I'm always freezing my ass off or sweating enough that I cooled off too much.

>Eat cheese before bed
>Have insanely fucked up gas

why is this posted on Zig Forums

Sometimes i dream that i dont wake up.
I love those kind of dreams

user please wake up

user YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO US YOU CAN'T KEEP SLEEPING PLEASE user YOUR FAMILY MISSES YOU

>Dream takes place in daylight
>you're with lots of people
>Everyone randomly starts running
>Can't keep up with them bc legs feel like lead, can't call out bc throat is dry
>Suddenly all alone
>Le monster appears
Don't tell me I'm the only one

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go suck dick somewhere else

Mostly haunted aquariums with escaped octopi or jellyfish.

Just means I'm stuck in a situation. If I over come it, I usually get a dream of flying a few days later.

But they're super scary. If I were to use it in a video game, I'd make it to where a gargantuan octopus is camouflaged on a wall in a hallway. You're walking through and the wall moves a little. You take a look and an eye opens to see you. Then then octopi slowly emerges from the walls. Like pick related.

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>suddenly remember I have some big project due to the next day or a really hard test on the following day
>freak out hard
>wake up from the nightmare
>remember that I work now therefore I don't actually have any urgent pending assignments
>orgasmic relief
Why does my mind play these games with me?

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I could never run away in dreams when I was young but now I'm more confident and go full operator mode on em

I did that once. I unleashed a kamehameha on some daleks from doctor who.
I got to lay off the pop culture.