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Why a basic ass garden chair?

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Did virgil seriously buy a fucking plastic chair from a SEA supermarket?
Why not just you know bring a chair from his own home?

Why not? It's light, cheap and decent enough.

Same thing, opposite vibes.
While Vergin is sitting on a cheap, almost disposable chair, his presence is commanding.
My president, on the other hand, while getting a talking to by the CIA cocaine infused official puppet Drumf, sits on a quality wooden chair, yet his energy and motivation seem pathetic in comparison.

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>virgil relaxing after judgement cutting the lawn

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>Chair scrapes against the Qliphoth

Its a demonic basic ass garden chair.

It's missing something.....

If they can make their clothes with magic, what makes you think they can't also make chairs with it?

do you think he wiggles around and bends on the legs when hes bored

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How would you fix the worst boss fight in the franchise?

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what the ffffffffffffff

good meme

>be me
>be white hair faggot with katana
>keep getting beaten up by my bro Dante
>feel bad for the robo arm kid
>kid is probably from Dante screwing that Asian Chick or demon mom;gross
>Dante was probably a shit dad
>I wonder why the fucking Apple of Eden didn’t work
>Fine chair from destroyed suburbs
>Chair is comfy and makes me happy
>Dirt bag Dante shows up with a fucking fedora
>” Deep inside we're... kindred neckbeards... you... and I...”
>Play FACING 500 SAMURAI

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Have him still be humanoid. The idea of him containing the power of Sparda very briefly before losing control over it is interesting. He should've been a twisted version of Sparda rather than a jellyfish monster.

Hey Vergil give me the chair

Fixed it!

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I know I have lots of mental issues but your post made me count my blessings
thanks

How to spot a bootlicker in the wild: Just insult their god emperor cheeto in even the mildest way possible and they'll still come out of the woodwork.

give me a sip

Vergil, your grilling days are over. Give me the spatula.

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He tried to balance himself on the two back legs, but he fell back and hit his head. V's Summons escaped his head after that event.

I beat DMC3 for the first time last week and honestly found Gigapede to be a far worse boss than Arkham was.

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no way
you got your own

I'll be taking that now thanks.

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If you want it (SIPPPP) then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that.

Tateobesu is the worst.

DMC2 doesn't enter the thought waves of consideration beyond its final boss which is actually pretty fun
Gigapede is just boring but Arkham is certified shit, especially since you think you're getting a 1v1 Sparda duel when you get in

If you want it, then you'll have to take it

I never really expected a duel with sparda but I can see why you'd hate Arkham's boss since they take away your style actions.
Lady's Rocket Launcher made it super easy in my attempts.

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I'd fix it by breaking the window

if vergil doesn't have a taunt where he summons the tree chair and sits there until you actually make him move i'm burning capcpcom down