Woomies defrost your cyro'd ass

>Woomies defrost your cyro'd ass.
>Inkpolis is unimpressed.
>They make fun of you and bully you daily.

What the fuck can you even do?

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Splash them in water cause it doesnt hurt you

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So basically how we treat DSP after we unfroze him from the 60's?

Rape

Piss on them

What's a "woomy"?

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>Piss on them
This but do it inside them.

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>they discover the ink gun under my pants
>spend years testing how much ink can come out
>tfw

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Id start eating

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>Ink gun that can shoot two types of Ink.
>It becomes the blueprint for all future weapons.

Tear their cloths down

Woomies are small
I gonna work hard, learn their language and go work at makomart, helping them get things from upper shelves that they can't reach

why wouldn't they design their shelves to be reachable though

I let them bully my dick

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Subjugate.

do they bully me by sitting on my face?

I like Veemos more anyway

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user watches too much garbage animes
Woomy doesn't even know octolings are a different species. She's just think you're a super tall inkling with really fine cut tentacles.

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Veems is cute

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Terrorise the city because inklings are what, 3 ft tall?

woomies aren't very smart, if you haven't noticed

They're also incredibly strong and exceedingly reckless.

You really need a Woomy, G.

What's a wooman?

This but instead of piss it's cum

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Hey g would you make me a seanwich

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No,

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Threaten them with a stove and some chopsticks if they get aggressive. If they are friendly, talk to Marie and see how I can help them fight off the octoniggers because who would want to hurt a friendly woomy?

well obviously we gotta figure out if humans and inklings can interbreed

octos are horrifically mean to each other and squids. you telling me you will make the cut?

I HATE YOU

I watched Fesh Prince with some friends in VR a couple weeks ago. It really does still hold up.

I think you're mistaken user

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Beebs are precious and innocent and would probably seriously main squids but they deserve it.

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But they like squids

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So even a manlet at 5'6 would tower over them.

Black inklings hnngggggg