Wh-what's this?

Wh-what's this?

Look its two packages!

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Two Dragon Dildos

We'll see!
Let's check the orange one first...

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neither are big enough for a severed head
pack it in boys, we're done here

>its a white hand
oh. well, maybe next time cya

>not censoring the barcodes

:^)

if 5 the this reveal it's actually worth your time to wait and see whats inside

this, lmao

Nice qr code fag

Actually maybe its better to open the white one first

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no purple wrapping paper = i DONT care

Do it, faggot

>thin casing
ANAL BEADS

well? cmon faggot I want to see you're pocket pussy

yakubians btfo

Kevin Spacey, pls go.

nintendo shit, it's always nintendo shit

GET TO THE POINT FAGGOT!

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Anime art book.

inb4 gay anime shit with those stupid fucking fold out cases

Something gay like always

>No box
>no wrapping paper
It sucks

Wow! Prequel novels to the best games in the entire Final Fantasy series! I'm so excited to find out more about how Snow became a L'Cie

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printer paper

gringe
way too big to shove up your ass

you're joking right

based

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Homoerotica?!

Holy shit, you are a huge faggot, Jesus Christ

Neck yourself nigger

congrats user

KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GAY BUT YOU LIKE THE WORST FINAL FANTASTY

Gayest unbox reveal of all time.

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Nigga you just waster my fucking time now I am late for my job
Fucking lameass nigga

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Why did this shit deserve a thread OP
No (you) for you

Wow
This is actually gayer than gay
Congayulations OP you're the biggest gay to have ever posted on this board

This is gayer than if OP actually unboxed dragon dildos

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Gay

>Wow! Prequel novels to the best games in the entire Final Fantasy series! I'm so excited to find out more about how Snow became a L'Cie

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Wow this is worse then I could even imagine.

Holy fucking shit are you for real

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Literally what happened to all the good unboxing threads, where are the dildos

>final fantasy fan is a retard

I really, really wish it was the two Dragon Dildos. This is boring af.

Dude, return those books and just check a wikia. The writing style and quality are most probably on the same level either way.

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Now all I need to do is find a space on my bookshelf for them!

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fucking never post again,

God, fucking white people man.

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How on earth can one person have such horrible taste

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i don't like this post.

Holy shit OP how much of a raging fucking faggot can you be. Jesus fucking christ

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>kinect sports

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neat

god a massive monster dragon cock dildo would have somehow made you less of a lala prancing homo sissy boi cakeboi

HE'S A FURRY TOO!!!!

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Wait, shotA

seek help my dude

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Stop.

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you're gayer than a rainbow op

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this thread is picking up

based

I cant fuciung breath my sides

Oh no

what's in her box??

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How much did you pay for this? If it was anything more than 50 cents I will murder you in your sleep.

objective proof homosexuality is a brain disease

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Just some computer parts, it seems

Imagine buying garbage.

her tits

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