Hades Thread

I can already trade 5 keys for a nectar. I guess that's the only reason to get them, then?

>nyx now wants 25000 darkness so she can be friends with chaos
fuck you this is gonna take ages

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My day with Hades
>start some Ares/spear run
>die to Chiron
>unlock the shields hidden aspect
>die in Elysium
>realize that I'm tired as fuck and shouldn't play anyway
>nah, it's Chiron/Artemis time
>bombastic crit damage, beat Hades
>too tired to play any further
>nah, it's Zeus shield/Zeus special time
>shit lightning all over Hades
This game is too fun. Thanks for reading my blog.

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There is also something else at the very end, but don't hold on to them. Runs will give you plenty, if even you try to ignore them.

>getting diamonds is a chore
>accidentally spent 4 on music before the real shit was revealed

GOOD

>25000
You're looking at the wrong thing.

Is it just me, or are fists especially shit for hades?
>weapon reliant on practically sitting on your foe's face
>hades will fuck you up every few seconds if you're within 50 metres

>accidentally on purpose

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just dodge

controller or kb + m?

I can't do it... I'm not strong enough... Any tips for the Hades fight?

I thought all you could buy with diamonds was the fucking shitty music
what am I supposed to look shit up while playing a game like some fucking loser?

Honestly man just dodge Hades a bunch when you first meet him. learn his moves and how to dodge. It will help in the long run.

a disproportionate of time spent dodging compared to any other weapon, affecting your DPS

>first fist aspect
>hermes feather item
>hermes dodge buff
>mirror dash buff
Congrats, you're invincible.

controller

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>me too cool for read

Fucking slut. Wants to gobble up dick no doubt.

tier list

A Tier
athena
chaos
hermes

B tier
dion... w/e
aphrodite
ares
artemis
poseiden

C tier
zeus

I dont like looking up shit before a playthrough of a game
why is it so hard for a game to just be a genuine experience the first time around?
never looked up what items do in isaac either

I presume you mean the single-dash mirror buff which benefits dodge. Don't fists benefit more from multiple dashes?

>rare items
>spend on first shit seen
>by "accident"

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>S tier
Athena
Hermes
Chaos

>A tier
Zeus
Dionysus
Aphrodite
Artemis

>C tier
Ares
Poseidon
Demeter

I beat my first run on accident trying out the Gun for the second time ever. I hated the gun because of the reloading but right off the bat I got the burst-fire, no reload Hammer upgrade. That combined with dmg boosts and Artemis' bonus arrows for every attack that hits dropped my fps to 10 but resulted in a really fun unga bunga experience that ended with me beating Hades with all Death Defiances intact.
I want more of this, more unga bunga ratatatatatat. Now that I've unlocked aspects, what are the best ones for this kind of experience?
My favorite weapons are the bow, shield and now gun (when I don't have to reload). Hate the short range of the knuckles, you get hit by everything but the damage doesn't justify the lack of range

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I typically use the single dash with fists but I also amolst exclusively use Demeter aspect with them.

BASED chadwad poster. ONIONS retard poster spending his diamonds without reading.

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based and escapeepilled

I spent my first 10 playthroughs saving literally everything, I figured like the green stuff if you bought shit more stuff would unlock
I didnt know you needed to spend green shit to unlock diamond stuff for the contractor

It's been proven single dash users are retarded and gay.

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She likes to get dudes hard then give them head.

>unga bunga ratatata
could try chirons bow upgrade. Just hit one normal attack then spam auto homing specials. Shits actually broken. If you get lucky with two Daeds, you can get the rail upgrade for shooting three specials and rocket upgrade. Turns rail into a rocket machinegun.

Yeah, that upgrade is ridiculous. I got it for the first time earlier today, and even though I didn't get jack shit for boons it carried me all the way to Styx. But my shit build caught up to me.

fuck the poseidon heart unlock. chaos fish are too fucking rare.

i have my most clears with fists

user you shouldn't fuck your stepmom.

It runs fine but you'll wear the fuck out of your controller playing it

isn't this that game people who got filtered by spelunky 2 play?