Cats dont like it

playful cats+small moving object=???

:3

>cat is really old now, and can't process fluids correctly, so now he's becoming skeletal, and will be a skeleton, if we don't drip fluids into him every day

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Fuck off catniggers, this is a toxoplasmosis gondhi-free zone

This is the kind of post you make when you try too hard to be funny

Fuck you it's Caturday in much of the world

Someone needs to make a Mario Kart Home Circuit template if there isn't one already.

Cats are evil.

your head is bonkable...

But humans are the real monsters.

t. dog

t. nigger

From my point of view you are the evil one

Is this 1000 CC?

That's not my kot, this is my kot. Named Koshka.

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Here is my cat, she is very strange but I love her

Catbros, how the fuck do you get your cats to not climb onto tables in front of your TV or your computer desk?
This dude is cute but Christ does he know when to piss me off by sitting in front of the TV and knock USB drives off the desk

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Sorry bro. My old cat wouldn't drink water at all unless I held the bowl up to her. She got real skinny too.

I just push him off gently, eventually he learned to not do it.

He probably just wants to play or some attention. Or clean up your shit if its such a tempting spot for investigation

Jeez just look at how fluffy this cat is

>tfw allergic to cats

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I don't want to spray water on my monitor or my face if I'm at my desk
Some retard at work told me to out aluminum foil on table surfaces but he doesn't give a fuck and walks all over it

I miss my cat.

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>Love cats
>Love seeing fellow cat chads on Zig Forums
>Always scared to see some DogPoster post cat gore

I don't like dogs but I wouldn't wish them harm. Why are dogfags so fucked in the head?

get a hairless cat

It doesn't spray water, it's just basically air, but it makes them not want to go there anymore and it has the bonus of making them afraid of the place and not afraid of you (like if you sprayed them yourself)

>tfw allergic to cats and dogs
>can't hang out at people's places because 90% of the time they have a fucking cat or dog
In a way, it made me git gud at cooking and mixing drinks, so I can't be too upset even if it is a massive fucking headache.

Yup, 5 years ago and I still miss him.

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same here brother

because they get off on getting into the heads of others, even just anonymously.

They don't look as cute.

Everyone who defends cats actually has fucking toxo, prove me wrong, you can't

Is that really that common? Most pet bros are based regardless of the animal.

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Tinfoil does the trick, same with double sided tape. If they're on the keyboard or whatever, they're mimicing your behavior because they want to help or something. Buy a cheap keyboard and that should help.

I blow on my cats if they're bothering me, like blowing out a candle, they hate it and generally leave me alone until I'm in bed

My cat hates oranges so whenever I eat one I leave the peels in front of my tv so that the fluffy bastard stays away when I watch TV or play something.

If you don’t like cats, you don’t belong here.

>kosh

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I had to get my 14 year old cat put down back at the end of last year due to a cancerous tumour in her jaw that eventually prevented her from eating. At the point where she couldn't eat anymore (she wanted to, but the pain was too much) I called it and we went straight down. I didn't want to watch her suffer and deteriorate, and I'm sure it was better that way. You might have to consider the same thing, user.
It hurt so badly. It still hurts now. I don't think I'll be getting another pet. I'm too weak of a person to deal with that loss. It still keeps me up at night sometimes. Fucking pathetic.

i literally wake up sneezing and red every single day but i dont care because i love my cat

what do cats taste like?

>Dogs can kill you

How can you look at this creepy monster and say he's not cute.
I dated a girl who's parents had them, and she said they feel like like a nutsack.
Also cats product a lot of natural oils that are meant to be absorbed by their fur, but hairless obviously don't have the fur, so they will leave grease stains in their favorite spots. If you aren't super autistic about cleaning them daily.

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i love him but dear god he cant stfu when he want attention

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>toxo
meme disease
come up with something new

Beat them whenever they do it

I think your cat would want you to give just as much love as you gave him to another cat if possible.
Don't beat yourself up bro.

>fed a stray cat
>he keeps showing up
>keep leaving a little food for him every day
>goes on for about a month
>now the cat is nowhere to be seen
He’s roadkill isn’t he

place cucumber

Or he moved on. Who knows. Cats do what they do

I miss you too bro

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maybe someone else is feeding him or took him in.

They avoid talking about this at all times but the game does not have a Z Axis
Do not attempt to use any type of Verticality. It can't handle it.

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Open for a surprise

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me on the right

I hit them with a tube, when I see them climb I grab the tube and they run lol