>japan opens up porn theme park for adults
COOM BROS, WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE THIS IN THE STATES? LUCKY FUCKING JAPS
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Japan opens up porn theme park for adults
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Luke Sanders
Sounds based but I bet they dont even let you fuck the staff.
Jeremiah Robinson
Because we haven't murdered every piece of shit liberal
Lincoln Carter
This reminds me of that doujin series.
Julian Clark
Considering how cancerous and posed pride parades are, I don’t want to imagine what an American adults only theme park would be like
Also, games?
Luis Ortiz
>"Theme park"
>Just some overpriced bars with $10/hr fee just for standing inside
Yep, it's clickbait.
Nolan Foster
The Japanese are a proud and honest people, they would never stoop to this kind of degeneracy.
Jason Thompson
is it the one where there is a sex pollen that the wind brings in naked men and women, theres public sex, even on a roller coaster and they all fall off
Andrew Perez
The world isn't based enough for a true Mizuryu-kei land
Jackson Ramirez
>Plans for a theme park with penis-shaped dodgems and a vibrating cinema called ErotikaLand was scrapped in 2017 due the costs of running it.
fucking kek
also, i feel like theme park isnt the right word here or it just has a different meaning overseas.
it just sounds like a bar and movie theater where pornstars work at.
Caleb Anderson
Holy shit they made Mizuryu Land irl?
Alexander Ortiz
>no wac-a-mole or skeeball or any carnival games
why should I give a shit, at least give me a boobjob for getting a high score or something
Robert Hughes
>hasumi kurea in the background
Chase Smith
They aren't the ones afraid of breasts.
Oliver Anderson
kek disgusting. no thanks
Adam Hall
this
the fuck is the point if you're not going to full coom like mizuryu kei park
Nathan Davis
Must suck when finding an attractive nip woman without broken teeth is like finding a nail in a haystack
Benjamin Evans
So it's a maid cafe, without the cosplay and you can buy videos of the waitresses and bartenders fucking with squeeky voices?
Grayson Long
>without broken teeth
honestly not a deal breaker to me.
Leo Watson
This
It’s literally nothing
It’s not like they will be walking around with their fat tits out having you suck on them. It’s literally just overpriced bars with nothing to do
Japanese really are stupid and gullible
They can’t even have strip full on Clubs in Japan due to censorship laws there LOL
Adam Cooper
Notorious? Why is it always the ugly women seething like this when beautiful ones have one.
Kayden Gonzalez
If you wanna hang with pornstars you can go in cons for the biz you know
also not video games
Caleb Kelly
does Japan still have a problem with their birthrates? Maybe this is a ploy to get their anime/2D addicted men to get out there an talk to/be around real women.
James Diaz
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Just a maid cafe except it's porn stars. So actually uglier.
Aiden Baker
Videogames?
Tyler Parker
are you british
Elijah Bennett
>can't actually fuck the girls you see
what is the point also not video games
Anthony Wood
this is nowhere near videogames, you mong
put the Australian rangeban back on
Nathan Gomez
This is either a last ditch attempt to drop suicide rates or another gaijin toruist trap
Angel James
Ian Evans
is the pepe the orig pic, or this?
Aaron White
Wouldn't conservatives be the ones against this kind of thing?
Nolan Martinez
For me bad teeth is a red flag on a woman. So many tools available for keeping it healthy and people choose to have theirs looking like shit, disgusting
Justin Turner
Bros let us all coom together,say it with me
COOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!
Brody Hall
The rides are better in Taiwan
Easton Miller
How is this better than Soapland where they give you a happy ending and rub their tits on you while giving you a massage?
Jacob Roberts
Yeah man, libs get the bullet too. World revolution mother fuckers!
Ryan Kelly
They'd both be against it for different reasons. Conservatives because it's hedonistic, and liberals because it's objectifying.
Carter Campbell
>Adult
>Theme Park
Pick one
William Moore
this, at least they should let you cum on the staff or get a handjob.
Tyler Garcia
coombrothers
we truly are the best posters on this site.
Zachary Kelly
According to the author of Tokyo Vice they have clubs where you can stick your head in a plastic bowl and let a teenage girl take a fat shit right in your mouth just a block away from the Diet building
Ryan Watson
Tell me Zig Forums, who's presence there would make you go to that park immediately?