GAH I'M SO FUCKING FAST LOOK HOW FUCKING FAST I AM YOU GUYS GOD DAMN IM FUCKING UNSTOPA-*smashes into the star...

Think what would Admiral Ozzel do?

Choke.

he would have intensified forward fire power

I liked the sith troopers. They were cool as fuck.

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They had better armor in KOTOR.

that geometric design should have been standard, just white. nutroopers look like apple products

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The "apple product" look is kinda cool I thought. It makes the era feel a little bit more futuristic, which is a good thing when it refuses to differentiate itself aesthetically in any other way

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WATCH

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Real fuckin gay in here right now

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God forbid a thread is posted twice

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The A-wing is so bad its propensity for being the fastest coffin money can buy survived a canon revamp through sheer will.

The A-wing, or "How to look cool and die fast" is what happens when A Kuat Engineer snuck into the back of Sienar systems to see the assembly of the first TIE Interceptor and thinking "A cheap fast and basic starfighter with the survivability of wet paper, great! Let's make it faster, let's make it not cheap, let's make it even faster, let's make it without the numbers that TIEs are built around" and his Rebel friend, hearing all this, decides "Yeah we aint got Empire pilot numbers but I sure do like going fucking FAST"

Fast but not easy, you're basically flying two engines strapped to your dick when its just seen two twileks kissing. In a navy that is just full of "I'm the best pilot ever but fuck discipline" jocks there's only one way to compensate for the missing inches of limp-dicked decent piloting and "Well I can fly an A-wing and not die" is there for people who have a hopelessly high rate of optimism and a will already written.

The most famous victory of an A-wing pilot is driving himself into the bridge of a Star Destroyer.This is actually remarkable as it did come at the end of the war between the Empire and the Rebel alliance, since it is frankly fucking AMAZING a-wing pilots survived this long. In the new canon they are given a fresh introduction, and promptly do nothing but fucking explode.

A-wings are the thinking man's suicide note. In a desperate struggle to be the slickest spacer this side of Duros young hotshots sign up for a one-way ticket into either ploughing into the fucking ground, being the first into the frey and into fire in the wet tissue paper tiger, and just generally being the coolest guy in the dogfight because they're already exposed to the vacuum of space.

>, and just generally being the coolest guy in the dogfight because they're already exposed to the vacuum of space.

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RED GALM 2, STANDING BY

You know the end of Squadrons just shows that the Empire was done in by its own stupidity just as much as the Alliance.

The A-Wing is for ricers. True hot rodders customize their own Z-95.

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>Fast but not easy, you're basically flying two engines strapped to your dick when its just seen two twileks kissing
fuck

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But user it was a long time ago

>True hot rodders customize their own 170
ftfy

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The Empire got done in by a charred cripple throwing an elderly space wizard down a hole since that space wizard's contingency plan was literally "fuck them all, burn the whole thing to the ground and fuck off into nowhere"

yeah the nepotism, inefficiency and incompetence of the galactic senate has been a running theme since day 1 for star wars. there are people who got shit done but the galaxy is a large fucking place so incompetency is easy and tard wrangling is incredibly difficult.

palpatine honestly was the best option if only he wasnt so cheerfully evil

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fuck starhawk

>Titan Squadron.

Yes

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