Say hi to all our newfag friends Zig Forums :)

It goes against the word of god.

He's not a christian,or catholic. He cannot claim he is, it's complete heretical.

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Nah, pedophiles are usually conservatives hiding in the closet.

this pastor seems based, would have a beer with

nah, they're usually male feminists that claim to hate pedophiles

Can someone give me a quick rundown on all the major religions? I barely heard about the concept yesterday.

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this "pastor" is a wolf in sheep's clothing. he will lead you astray.

Absolutely based chad

based pastor.

Where is the church of cunny? I want to join them

Why is Islam the only religion that isn't cucked? Granted, they're savages, but what went right in terms of their belief?

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Technically, protestant religions have a higher chance of kid diddling, but all branches of Christianity are outdone by teachers or people in positions of government, statistically speaking.

I have a suspicion that the orphanage the priests and nuns run are actually their children.

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Holy fuck that's how Steve Irwin died.

They're all convinced that their god and their doctrine is the correct one. Only one of them is right.

Imagine getting stung by something and dying because you have an unknown allergic reaction? That's honestly my greatest fear.

Steve Irwin's death was caught on tape?

Hello newfags! Quick reminder that the drawing of a white bald man is called feelsguy, not wojak.

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and in a perfect world they would fight in a wrestling championship to prove it

And you shouldn't post it because it stopped being funny years ago.

what happened to his finger

zero tolerance for gays, and multiple strict ethnostates that doubled as theocracies.

got this drill and impact drill for 240 dollars. was it a good deal?

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Teachers and parents are more likely to be pedophiles than priests. Check the stats.
Who said it was meant to be funny?

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thats pretty unlucky

>animal with a dangerous venom stinger is panicking and swinging its stinger around wildly
>'I'll lovingly caress it to calm it down'
what did he expect to happen

>subscribe
fucking lost

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>that dog right after

kekekekeke

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why is the dog wearing funny shoes

Protestants in a nutshell. Convert to Orthodoxy..

youtube.com/watch?v=XF00JJ13l7Y

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Praise Gondor. Praise Aragorn.

This guy's dead now, isn't he?

poor dude in asia lol.. imagine dying to a fucking CAT falling on your head XD what a way to go, holy shit.

Funny that the dog doesn't give a shit that his owner just F'ed.

>why is the dog wearing funny shoes

road asphalt is pretty harsh to dog's paws

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holy fucking based

Denial is one hell of a drug

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Rate my girlfriend

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Steve Irwin died by getting stabled though the heart by a giant stingray's barb, not by getting pricked in the finger by a tiny one.

HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!

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Did they die?

KEK That's what he gets for trying to save a nigger.

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>Catholicism isn't also heretical

All Christians in a nutshell
Zig Forums is deluded into thinking any priests are racist homophobic dickbags like them

what...

>dyed hair dyke tumblrina libtard/10