*loses wi-fi*

You wouldn't download a fan

I'm sure that will do a lot

>Implying Nintendofagq give enough of a fuck to side with Xbox.
They're too busy with their bing bing shit.

Spoiler alert, you don't. If they wanted to be extra fancy they could just let you set your own fan curve. Maybe the poster meant that they will change the way the fan works for each game individually as time goes on in firmware updates, idk.

ps5 updates will include a free real life car

>>Implying Nintendofagq give enough of a fuck to side with Xbox.

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But that's retarded user. If the components get hot the fans need to work harder. That is literally all there is to it.

ps5 updates will end racism

a real person who most likely still exists and walks the earth right now, made this image. unreal.

given that some people understand the significance of heat exhausting from the series x custom fan profiles would be a waste of time.

PS5 updates will end wars.

dude just download more fans

*don't understand

>Online updates for a fan
Oof

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Can confirm, am a Nintendofag. Also I'm not poor so I'm buying a PS5 to play Demon's Souls

Yes, because Nintendo and Microsoft paid them to do it as part of their crossplay campaign you clueless retard.

>our fan is so super advanced, its performance will increase with future software updates
Is anyone supposed to buy into this?

You can't optimize a PlayStation fan.

The impression I'm getting is that the fan isn't working correctly and they don't have time to fix it so it's just going to get patched in a firmware update later.
Literally releasing an unfinished console.

>buying a PS4 game on PS5

so how much did you get bud?

Wasn't this ad specifically made to advertise Minecraft crossplay?

Do we have a team of brainlets ready to report every piece of "negative" news on the PS5? Are tendies really that bored?

I imagine not having a single good game in all of 2020 makes you more cultish.

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As mentioned, I'm not poor. Will not play a game being praised for its visuals on inferior hardware.

Why can’t people just stay in their fucking containment boards

To praise Microsoft on Zig Forums you mean? Not a cent, Xbox domination is its own reward. The Game Pass is truly a gamechanger. Snoys will never get EVERY first-party exclusive for $14.99.

How far up your ass does Sony have their cock? Like does it stick out your mouth yet?

sure bro

>NAME ONE (1) PIECE OF HARDWARE THATS GOOD THAT DOESNT HAVE ONLINE FANS
>THATS WHAT I THOUGT
Literally any pc fan lmao
Fucking insufferable you console brainlets and this is coming from someone who has everything.

This can't be real. ahahah

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Oh nice, firmware level planned obsolesce so Sony can make every PS5 die from overheating just in time for the release of the PS5 pro

>Online is scary!
Kill yourself, unironically.

>need to pay $49.99 per month PS+ susbscription in order for your PS5 fan to work
Holy shitting christ snoy, you're basically paying them to hold you at ransom

>fling shit non-stop for years
>cry when you get hit back
Shut the fuck up, you little bitch.

Mark my words, normal consoles in future will be the same as pro consoles, the only difference being that the pro ones have access to more of the ram.

>ps5 overheating
>bruh just download more cold

Kek so what? You didnt see Nintendofags brag about crossplay with Xbox back then.
It was a ploy from Microsoft to get back at Sony for getting annoying with crossplay for obvious reasons: $.

>silent mode exclusive to PSN+ subscribers

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>don't connect to internet
>console explodes when putting in a new game that isn't optimized