Games Over

So what? Everything still sucks

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dilate

he means that you were the sperm that got birthed, retard

Your mother divorced you and took half your shit at age 6?
that's rough buddy

But at what cost?

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He meant you won as a sperm you ESL retard. Jesus christ you people are so fucking idiotic with your complete and utter lack of reading comprehension a d I straight blame the internet being available instantly in everyones' pockets now. At least 10+ years ago you had to make somewhat of a fucking effort to log online, which meant you had at least a modicum of cognitive thought. Now all you have to do is push button and insert your super secret phone lock pattern which is the same as everyone else's and you dont even make an effort to conceal it.

I've been joking for 15 years that this place is dead, but given the recent overpowering influx of retards and threads being carbon copies with no original posts I truly think it is.

>there's a small chance something bad could happen
>better ignore the orders of magnitude more good things just to avoid that one bad thing

Reminder that that doesn't mean anything.

I got lucky/unlucky

>insert a pattern
that's so 2012, we face unlock now

Rapelay

I dont know a single person who does face unlock. Even the few zoomers I work with say it is creepy.

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based and redpilled

cant even fathom how shite the rest of the sperm were if I fucking beat them holy fuck

kek this

YOU BETTER GET BANNED OR ILL RIOT

>incest

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALISE I WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN AND WILL MOST LIKELY DIE A VIRGIN

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Is the sperm race basically wave function collapse?

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>you won
It was literally nothing but luck.
inb4 luck is skill

Sperm battle royale when?

The universal reply to "Have Sex" is "Have Children"

>tfw cheated with a broken condom

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the tail doesn't enter the ovule

>50%
>small chance

Video Games.

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the egg actually chooses the sperm it wants to be fertilized with
this was proven years ago

brehs...

so you still won ...?

hair too long

Not with that attitude

based incestchad

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I wanna help you anons. this will be a life saver.

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Her hair was very long.

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VICTORY ROYALE

Doesn't that mean that every one of us is basically a chad?

can't use this

forced to have a penis

So you're saying I was the most alpha and was picked by the queen?

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Reminder that 4 canonically fucked this.

Being chosen is more chad than winning though. We’ve won twice.

>killing gloves of boxing
based

of all the fucking sperm the egg could have chosen, it chose me?

what the fuck bros

>Posting forbidden knowledge on Zig Forums
BASED

So you won but even harder?

That means you chose poorly faggot, don't marry skanks dumbass and always use a condom

This. Also it's impossible (at least for humans) for a single sperm to fertilize an egg. There has to be a full swarm of the little fuckers for the egg to accept one.

yes we are all the product of the most superior sperm of the pack
Have faith in yourselves bros

What’s the vetting process here? Why the fuck was I chosen?

Okay but then why would it choose me
I'm sure if it had chosen another sperm things would've been much better for my family and my replacement

shit waifu, shit daughter

Release date never

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